I'm only guessing here but maybe start by getting your lips injected, then get your nose mostly shaved off and in the meantime order a magic wand and your tiddies will sort themselves out.
Yeah hence 'hours'.
The entire honours system is ludicrous.Surely it is time for this country to modernise and ditch all this elitist nonsense.
Beckham wasn't elite at anything
Grifting?
Media whoring?
Marseille with their rapist wife beater then...
Sounds more like throwing it down the waste disposal
Isn’t it a thing of great joy that both Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund have done much better from Jaded than the rags?
"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.
Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.
Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.
The circus that is Beckham ploughs on , was ge even as good as the media portrays him .
Playing the ever so humble card, talking as though it was really unexpected. Despite the fact that the Rag **** has been begging for years to be "officially" recognised. Utterly pathetic.
only 50 years ago wow
And closer to the truth