United Thread | 2025/26

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How do you get that done? Asking for a friend....Actually asking for me as my moobs are chasing my bollocks to the floor as I get older.
I'm only guessing here but maybe start by getting your lips injected, then get your nose mostly shaved off and in the meantime order a magic wand and your tiddies will sort themselves out.

I could be wrong, i often am.
 
From Talksport

Manchester United are willing to let 25-year-old England winger Jadon Sancho, who is on loan at Aston Villa, leave on a free transfer next summer

Must be some form of money laundering?
 
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Imagine turning up for your Knighthood wearing a badly measured suit (state of that upper arm) supposedly cobbled together by your trouty wife in the back bedroom, whilst choosing to dye your whiskers darker than they were in the first place.

Arise! And fuck off while you are at it.
"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.
 
"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.

To be fair loads of sporting people get knighthoods and damehoods for playing sport.
 
"For services to sport"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was being paid for kicking a football - King Charles obviously missed his sending off while playing for England which should have negated that qualification.
The circus that is Beckham ploughs on , was ge even as good as the media portrays him .
 
The circus that is Beckham ploughs on , was ge even as good as the media portrays him .
Playing the ever so humble card, talking as though it was really unexpected. Despite the fact that the Rag **** has been begging for years to be "officially" recognised. Utterly pathetic.
 
How far have they fallen ! Because they are not good enough for the big boys cup and can't even manage the Thursday one, no one is talking about them.
If some attention seeking whore and his stick insect wife hadn't gone to Charlie's gaff, this lot would be on page 3.

Not in my lifetime to please can you mention us, please ease.
 

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