Using the wrong word

[MCFC BOB]

'Ignorant' when used in relation to someone that doesn't continue a conversation.

 

[Txiki Vimto]

'Could care less' instead of 'couldn't care less'.

 

[west didsblue]

One thing that really annoys me is the misspelling and the mispronunciation of the words pronunciation and mispronunciation. Pronunciation and mispronunciation are regularly pronounced as pronounciation and mispronounciation (even on TV by so-called pundits) which I find rather ironic.

 

[york away to this!]

People who say "I have brang that back" should be shot.

 

[Joehannes]

The infinitive instead of the gerund.

 

[The Flash]

When people use the terms 'imply' and 'infer' incorrectly.

Reading this, you may infer, correctly or incorrectly, that I am being a language-nazi.

My response would be to imply that you are a twat and can fuck off.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

glad we didn't loose on sunday, for a time it looked like we could of

the grammar police seem proud of they're superior knowledge and indeed being a mind of information, although why, i can't imagine.

it seams to be an age thing or somethink

we should berry the hatchet, put our noses to the wheel and enjoy the moment, life is to short for petty picnicking

I like picnics. They're so pretty!

 

[Dubai Blue]

"He should be hung" or "He hung himself" - when referring to capital punishment/suicide

It's "hanged" FFS.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

almost punched a guy recently because he kept saying aminosity.

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

People who get affect and effect mixed up should be shot. Also the usual 'their', 'there' and 'they're', and using 'it's' instead of 'its'.