What have you done you are ashamed of

About 20 years ago I was waiting for the tram at piccadilly Gardens when some very nice and polite European tourists (German I think) asked me which tram to take for 'Manchester united' as they put it. I put them on the Bury line tram and told them to get off at Old Trafford. I waited for the next tram (as I was going to Bessie's oth barn) and didn't spot them at any station on they way so fuck knows what happened to them. They were really nice though and it was a bit of a Cunts trick really.
 
Ballet-on-ice said:
About 20 years ago I was waiting for the tram at piccadilly Gardens when some very nice and polite European tourists (German I think) asked me which tram to take for 'Manchester united' as they put it. I put them on the Bury line tram and told them to get off at Old Trafford. I waited for the next tram (as I was going to Bessie's oth barn) and didn't spot them at any station on they way so fuck knows what happened to them. They were really nice though and it was a bit of a Cunts trick really.
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"There's no cricket on today" or "what do you want to go there for?!" used to be my go to answers for that situation.
 
Two Gun Bob said:
Even though my wife and I have become middle class just like @gordondaviesmoustache old habits die hard. We traveled to M and S Bury today to buy lock-down essentials as their produce is of a higher standard than local supermarkets afford, offering a level more becoming our esteemed status in the local community. I digress because unfortunately we became waylaid from our shopping list of fondant, gremolata and pomme puree by the excitable yelps of the sale section in the main hall. As we investigated that dreadful noise we became embroiled in a disgraceful melee (a confused fight or scuffle) of disgruntled elbow push and swagger to bag our olden-hides a deal or three. I have never ever been so ashamed by our churlish antics, adopting behavioral traits of the working class and lowering the standards of this fine establishment. No quarter given and devoid of social distancing as we both waded in bollocks-deep to secure our bootie. I have no idea what the boxing out of his depth manager was thinking of, but if Stephen Rowe becomes privy then I can assure you heads will roll. That is all except to proudly display our £127 pounds of goods for £21.85. If you espouse elegance then you may wish to pay a visit tomorrow for round two of this retail wankfest.. Spend It Well !

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This was proper drop dead gorgeous and reduced from £5 to £1.50 but now we feel dirty !

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Are you still sticking to Sunblest loaves?
 
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