What have you done you are ashamed of

[Indaparkside]

I used to have a fetish of sticking jigsaw pieces up my bum. So ashamed.


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Probably bigger than your boyfriends cock:)

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

As the title says what one thing in life have you done that your really ashamed of I know we’ve probably all done something but there must be one thing that sticks in your mind. I went around the shops early in the morning the other day to throw some rubbish in their bins because ours was full, I noticed a few items at the back door of the charity shop with a sign please take to relive the boredom of lockdown,
There was a jigsaw puzzle and I took one piece out and closed the lid feeling very pleased with myself I drove off thinking some poor sod will spend hours trying to put it together and won’t be able to complete it, drove back today to put it back and yes it’s gone feel very ashamed of myself

I had sex with my best mates girlfriend ... it was great

 

[manimanc]

Such riff raff on this thread.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

In 1974, I back heeled a goal in, sending my old club down.

Yours sincerely
Denis

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I once rinsed inda's coffee cup in piss when he came round to mine for a brew. He Just assumed I was using piss poor coffee; )

 

[Nellies left peg]

I once rinsed inda's coffee cup in piss when he came round to mine for a brew. He Just assumed I was using piss poor coffee; )

Good job you never had Banned Tosspot round, you wouldn't have seen your cup again with his habits

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Good job you never had Banned Tosspot round, you wouldn't have seen your cup again with his habits

Lol

I once threw a party and gave my mate a 10 year old tin of Kronenbourg I had stashed. It poured from the can like witch piss. He questioned it and said - "how old is this tin"?..... "Don't know, why what's up with it"?....... "Tastes like piss"!...... My cheeky smirk had him checking the date...
"It's 10 years out of date you ****"!

Ungrateful bastard.

It was aged, like that of a fine malt whisky; )

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Lol

I once threw a party and gave my mate a 10 year old tin of Kronenbourg I had stashed. It poured from the can like witch piss. He questioned it and said - "how old is this tin"?..... "Don't know, why what's up with it"?....... "Tastes like piss"!...... My cheeky smirk had him checking the date...
"It's 10 years out of date you ****"!

Ungrateful bastard.

It was aged, like that of a fine malt whisky; )

This thread is for things you are,ashamed of, not things you think are piss funny and still laugh about.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

I had a mullet haircut for a year in the 80s; still trying to track down any remaining photos for cremation - I blame Jason Donavon

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I once secretly started seeing the girl my mate had liked for about a year. Then when it came out, our friendship ended but so did the relationship with the girl soonafter.

Saw him about a decade after it, he said “Ah forget about it”. But we’ve never been mates since.

serves you right.