What have you done you are ashamed of

[purplenose]

I had a mullet haircut for a year in the 80s; still trying to track down any remaining photos for cremation - I blame Jason Donavon

Me too and had it streaked! Thank fuck there was no phones with cameras back then. I am confident that in my case there is no photographic evidence in existence of this shameful passage in my life.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

My 1974 wedding photo
Wife looks gorgeous but I’m wearing flares, massive lapels on jacket, big collared shirt, kipper tie and platform shoes.
FFS!

 

[willipp]

Didn’t go to York

 

[jonah62]

Shat the bed, folded the soiled sheets and deposited them in the Salvos donation bin outside Stretford sports centre

 

[Crouchinho]

I done a morning beer shit in one of me mates Hugo Boss suits while he was kipping. Inside the blazer and trousers. Proper splatty one too. The reek when you opened that wardrobe was unbearable but I never got blamed, to say he was fuming was an understatement . I will tell him when the time is right (on his deathbed)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Shat the bed, folded the soiled sheets and deposited them in the Salvos donation bin outside Stretford sports centre

My dear old mum spent 20 minutes scrubbing those sheets with Vanish powder.

And they still failed the Daz whites test, you shitty arsed twat; )

 

[Kazzydeyna]

I had sex with my best mates girlfriend ... it was great

I had an all too brief fling with my boss's fiancee a number of years ago. It was brilliant. I dont work there anymore but still come into contact with them from time to time and they're now happily married and thankfully hes still oblivious.

I ended it cos of the guilt. I felt great at first then realised I was being a t@@t.

 

[west didsblue]

Just read a thread with an apostrophe and an e missing in the title. Won’t be doing that again.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I wasn't very nice at school if i'm honest.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I wasn't very nice at school if i'm honest.

Are you Fred Talbot?

 

[Blue Mist]

Me and may mate went to a river somewhere in yokel land, we stood on either bank with a big net and caught all the Salmon which we then threw in a skip. It is great thinking of all those daft bastards stood there for hours hoping to catch one.

 

[purplenose]

Shat the bed, folded the soiled sheets and deposited them in the Salvos donation bin outside Stretford sports centre

Not unusual or by any means amongst the worst things that happen in the Stretford area really though is it. Much of it does involve shit, and in staggering volumes.

 

[idahoblues]

Me and may mate went to a river somewhere in yokel land, we stood on either bank with a big net and caught all the Salmon which we then threw in a skip. It is great thinking of all those daft bastards stood there for hours hoping to catch one.

You couldn’t catch one with a net

 

[crazyg]

Pissed in the sink at Barcelona away in 2014. Never done it before or since.

Enjoyed it though, I was desperate!

 

[dickie davies]

Waited till he was asleep and then slapped the scumbag

This happened on a train BTW

 

[Scottyboi]

Let my mates sister pipe me off whilst he asleep on the sofa.

 

[Scottyboi]

In a pub my guts went, someone was in the toilet and just left, didn't want to sit so squatted ended up spraying shit all up the wall and the back of the toilet, wiped my arse downed my pint and left.

 

[Blue Mist]

You couldn’t catch one with a net

We'll see.

 

[jimharri]

Let my mates sister pipe me off whilst he asleep on the sofa.

"Ashamed"? Why; were you going out with her brother?

 

[WestGorton]

Fought Tottenham.