What have you done you are ashamed of

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  1. Blue Mist

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    Me and may mate went to a river somewhere in yokel land, we stood on either bank with a big net and caught all the Salmon which we then threw in a skip. It is great thinking of all those daft bastards stood there for hours hoping to catch one.
     
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  2. purplenose

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    Not unusual or by any means amongst the worst things that happen in the Stretford area really though is it. Much of it does involve shit, and in staggering volumes.
     
  3. idahoblues

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    You couldn’t catch one with a net
     

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  4. crazyg

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    Pissed in the sink at Barcelona away in 2014. Never done it before or since.

    Enjoyed it though, I was desperate!
     
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  5. dickie davies

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    Waited till he was asleep and then slapped the scumbag

    This happened on a train BTW
     
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  6. Scottyboi

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    Let my mates sister pipe me off whilst he asleep on the sofa.
     
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  7. Scottyboi

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    In a pub my guts went, someone was in the toilet and just left, didn't want to sit so squatted ended up spraying shit all up the wall and the back of the toilet, wiped my arse downed my pint and left.
     
  8. Blue Mist

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    We'll see.
     
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  9. jimharri

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    "Ashamed"? Why; were you going out with her brother?
     
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  10. WestGorton

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    Fought Tottenham.
     

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