What have you done you are ashamed of

[Scottyboi]

"Ashamed"? Why; were you going out with her brother?

No she was fucking rotten haha.

 

[jimharri]

No she was fucking rotten haha.

You know the requirement.....

 

[Scottyboi]

You know the requirement.....

My mind has managed to get rid of most of the image thankfully.

 

[jimharri]

My mind has managed to get rid of most of the image thankfully.

 

[Nellies left peg]

In a pub my guts went, someone was in the toilet and just left, didn't want to sit so squatted ended up spraying shit all up the wall and the back of the toilet, wiped my arse downed my pint and left.

To go to your mate's sister's house by any chance?

 

[dobingsdobber]

My 1974 wedding photo
Wife looks gorgeous but I’m wearing flares, massive lapels on jacket, big collared shirt, kipper tie and platform shoes.
FFS!

Hang on,I could post exactly the same,even the year.Are you sure you're not me?

 

[jimharri]

In a pub my guts went, someone was in the toilet and just left, didn't want to sit so squatted ended up spraying shit all up the wall and the back of the toilet, wiped my arse downed my pint and left.

You brought your pint in with you?

 

[mat]

Shagged a rag.

 

[jimharri]

Shagged a rag.

Even using the "any hole's a goal" adage, you have low standards fella.

 

[mat]

Even using the "any hole's a goal" adage, you have low standards fella.

She had a Lee Sharpe shirt.