Whats your best Joke!?!?

[mackenzie]

Why is everyone suddenly saying how hot Hermione from Harry Potter is?

I've been saying that for the last ten years.

Peado!!

;-)

 

[mammutly]

What's with all the Irish jokes?

Racist fuckers.

i posted the paddy and murphy joke directly above your post. i want a genuine answer, are you serious? if you are genuinely serious and are referring to my joke, i'll reply.

Not just your joke, mate. It's not a personal comment.

But yes, my observation is serious. Irish jokes are racist.

 

[Cellarite]

i posted the paddy and murphy joke directly above your post. i want a genuine answer, are you serious? if you are genuinely serious and are referring to my joke, i'll reply.

Not just your joke, mate. It's not a personal comment.

But yes, my observation is serious. Irish jokes are racist.

personally, i think mine is not taking the usual line of "paddies are daft", it makes them both seem opportunistic. i don't believe they are racist. i'm part irish but some of my favourite jokes are paddy and murphy jokes. it's whether you get wound up easily i suppose.

 

[mammutly]

Not just your joke, mate. It's not a personal comment.

But yes, my observation is serious. Irish jokes are racist.

personally, i think mine is not taking the usual line of "paddies are daft", it makes them both seem opportunistic. i don't believe they are racist. i'm part irish but some of my favourite jokes are paddy and murphy jokes. it's whether you get wound up easily i suppose.

I don't think so. It's whether you believe it's alright to classify one race of people as really stupid and take the piss accordingly.

 

[buzzer1]

i posted the paddy and murphy joke directly above your post. i want a genuine answer, are you serious? if you are genuinely serious and are referring to my joke, i'll reply.

Not just your joke, mate. It's not a personal comment.

But yes, my observation is serious. Irish jokes are racist.

Mammutly, i have gotta call you out on this one, whether people get on with others in general or not. I'm afraid to say that it is because of ideals and people like you that i despise the way society has gone, you and your ilk are completely ruining the gaff and should be fukd off forthwith. If someone called me an English bastard, i would say, oh thanks, OR they made a joke about Whites etc, i would say great, next please. Society is fukd because of people like you, it is you that is in the minority but the cowards and shitbags have pandered yet again, to the nminority. I say Bolox to the lot of yer'.

 

[Cellarite]

white, working class, english males make the most jokes about almost every kind of people in the world. yet the biggest joke is reserved for the white, working class, english male. the treatment handed to us by the british government.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

personally, i think mine is not taking the usual line of "paddies are daft", it makes them both seem opportunistic. i don't believe they are racist. i'm part irish but some of my favourite jokes are paddy and murphy jokes. it's whether you get wound up easily i suppose.

I don't think so. It's whether you believe it's alright to classify one race of people as really stupid and take the piss accordingly.

Dusty Young doesn't mind making a living out of it and he's 50% more Irish than me. Thought us blues had self-depreciation down as a defining characteristic.

 

[citizenblue]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

From the late great Spike Milligan

 

[mammutly]

Not just your joke, mate. It's not a personal comment.

But yes, my observation is serious. Irish jokes are racist.

Mammutly, i have gotta call you out on this one, whether people get on with others in general or not. I'm afraid to say that it is because of ideals and people like you that i despise the way society has gone, you and your ilk are completely ruining the gaff and should be fukd off forthwith. If someone called me an English bastard, i would say, oh thanks, OR they made a joke about Whites etc, i would say great, next please. Society is fukd because of people like you, it is you that is in the minority but the cowards and shitbags have pandered yet again, to the nminority. I say Bolox to the lot of yer'.

Like it, buzzer.

What if people said all pakis ( people from Pakistan) are stupid?

 

[jacko8684]

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

THIS 1 MADE ME SPIT MY BREW OUT HAHA