Whats your best Joke!?!?

mammutly said:
Griff93 said:
That is the worst joke I have ever heard!

Boooo... Get off the stage! *Throws empty bottle*

It's not a joke.

-- Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:48 pm --

Griff93 said:
That is the worst joke I have ever heard!

Boooo... Get off the stage! *Throws empty bottle*

It's not a joke.


Alright, alright, I heard you the first time.
 
Griff93 said:
mammutly said:
It's not a joke.

-- Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:48 pm --



It's not a joke.


Alright, alright, I heard you the first time.


Careful:

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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says, "How you doin'?"

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.

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He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin' one?"
 
Guy orders a Chinese takeaway to be delivered, the Chinese man turns up and knocks at the door, the Guy answers and the Chinaman says, (am not doing the voice btw, i'll prob get banned) Hello sir, heres your takeaway, now that'll be £10 please. The guy says,, could you tell me the name of Jordans backward kid?
The Chinaman says, ahh, Harvey Price,!
The guy takes his bag of food and says thanks, heres a fiver now fuk off.
 

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