Whats your best Joke!?!?

[mcfcliam]

What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch.

 

[Blewboy]

If you found a rubber halfway up your arse when you go camping would you tell anyone??

other person: what the fuck? no!

Lets go camping ;)

 

[nial quinns disco pants]

whats 100 yards long and stinks of piss






the queue in the post office on a thursday morning<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:57 am --<br /><br />whats 100 yards long and stinks of piss






the queue in the post office on a thursday morning

 

[the kippax wall]

What goes in out, in out and stinks of piss?




Your gran doing the hokey cokey!!

 

[SouthStandLee]

Man walks into a bar and says " ill have this much beer (very small amount of beer) and the rest water
Barman: ok, but thats a stupid drink to have.
Man: i know but that's what youd have if you had what i've got.
Barman: oh, why what do you have may i ask?





Man: 20p

 

[johnny on the spot]

Man walks into a bar and says " ill have this much beer (very small amount of beer) and the rest water
Barman: ok, but thats a stupid drink to have.
Man: i know but that's what youd have if you had what i've got.
Barman: oh, why what do you have may i ask?





Man: 20p

I love this one.

 

[Clubber]

A car company has created a new car for the many cowboys in Texas.......... It's called the Audi Partner.


To combat this piece of niche marketing, a Japanese firm has created a car for Mexican banditos, it's called the Honda Lay.

 

[Halfpenny]

At his own request, Bruce Forsyth will have an open-coffin funeral. His family agreed that it would be nice to see him.

 

[Dicko69]

went to the doctors last week
got told i had to stop wanking




apparrently i was upsetting the other patients in the waiting room

 

[Cellarite]

why should a bloke never wear ukranian undies?





'cos chernobyl fallout