When you are drunk

i didnt get very far

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i think i got jimharri this time!!!

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You: Boo
You: hi
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: you scared me
Stranger: hello =)
You: how ya doin
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: yersel?
You: abit chilled
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: where ye from?
You: man england u?
Stranger: ireland
You: where bouts?
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Stranger: Hey are you boy or a girl?
You: boy
Stranger: Mhm.I'm a girl
You: good times
Stranger: Mhm we can have some good times;)
Stranger: Wanna have some good times
You: only if we can involve either a midget or an amputee
Stranger: What thefuck are you saying???
You: basically....i would like a 3 way with you and a Midget or an amputee...take your pick

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Hours of fun :)
 
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: ??
You: You like when I rub my balls on the computer screen?
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Stranger: HAIL HITLER!
 
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: do your privates dangle?
Stranger: hellooooo
Stranger: yes
You: then this is not the conversation for me
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fooking koreans, havent got a clue!

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Stranger: hi
You: Barm or Muffin???
Stranger: korean
You: No Barm or Muffin?
Stranger: Is it the food?
You: yeah, what do you call them. Barm or Muffin??
Stranger: From that place calls us like that?
You: eh?
You: just answer the question!!! Barm or Muffin??? it aint rocket science!!!
Stranger: 나는 남쪽사람이고 누룩이랑머핀이 무슨뜻인지 모르겠다
Stranger: I will not know the south person and the yeast and the muffin are intention
You: Can i have 2 to take away please!
You: so you say muffin?
Stranger: Is the intention of the muffin what?
You: Oh deary me!
You: do you call them barms or muffins?????
Stranger: now
You: yes now!
Stranger: Are you country person?
You: its like getting blood out of a stone this isnt it!
You: do you like football?
Stranger: Likes
You: im a manchester city fan you?
Stranger: To very wife [su] there is a weakness of mind characteristic
You: barm or muffin?
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Stranger: aloooooooooooo
You: hi
You: Barm or Muffin?
Stranger: anayin amina muffin
You: Our Survey Says XXX
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then

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Stranger: hi
You: yooooooooooo
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuu
You: supppppp
Stranger: what supppppppppp
You: nout u?
Stranger: what did ya mean ?
You: do you like charcoal?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: but i don't wanna eat them
Stranger: but i love drawing with them
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 17
You: you know you should never talk to strangers
Stranger: ow sry
You: would you like a fizzy cola bottle?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everyone loves them .
Stranger: isn't it ?
You: where ya from?
Stranger: korea . south
Stranger: where ya from ?
You: korea. north
Stranger: hell
Stranger: north koreans were not allowed to use internet !
Stranger: 우왕
Stranger: hows it going
You: hanging low
Stranger: ym ,
You: yum yum
Stranger: why ?
You: never eat yellow snow
Stranger: yellow snow ha ?
Stranger: i won't hehe
You: im running out of things here! give me something to work with!
Stranger: um
Stranger: draw a pic .
Stranger: with
Stranger: um
Stranger: opencanvas
You: i like hetchasketch
You: i can draw a cube with them
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my childhood memorys hehe
You: you like football?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: for play not watch
You: where do you play? what position?
Stranger: one of blocker
You: no not that football!!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: other one ?
You: soccer football
Stranger: left wing
Stranger: what is your pos ?
You: so you like soccer? do you watch it? im a keeper
Stranger: yes .
Stranger: but not much
Stranger: cuz i like baseball more
Stranger: oh i need to have lunch
You: egg fried rice?
You: oh before you go....barm or muffin?
 
Omegle

I can't be arsed searching for the thread.


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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: als
Stranger: 19.pa.f
You: pa?
Stranger: pennsylvania
You: ahh ok
Stranger: you?
You: 40/m/uk
Stranger: are you the good kind of 40? or the bad?
You: pmsl
You: depends on what you're looking for
Stranger: in terms of will thinking about fucking you make me gag
You: well thats a silly question, because I'm bound to tell you I look like George fucking Clooney
Stranger: so you're the good kind
Stranger: good
Stranger: let's have some fun
You: and what kind are you ?
Stranger: i'm the incredible kind of 19
Stranger: the kind you 40s only dream about
You: You might be some sort of kentucky fries chicken eating redneck with 12 kids to her own brother
Stranger: i'm from the north
Stranger: we don't do that here
You: So you're black then...
Stranger: no, i'm not
Stranger: i'm white
Stranger: and middle class
You: Look I don't normally go with trollopy 19 year old skanks...............but!!
You: I might do you from behind if you promise not to talk
You: American accents are so fucking annoying
Stranger: i promise
You: bend over then
Stranger: mmm
You: are you bent over yet ?
Stranger: mm-hm
You: right! well I know you Yanks are all god bothering bastards, so repeat after me
You: I thank you lord
Stranger: you know what?
Stranger: you're really fucking narrow minded
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i hope you burn in hell, you racist shit
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