defo longest conversation i'll ever do!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im old gregg
Stranger: NW?
Stranger: hi old gregg
You: HOWS STUFF
Stranger: fine
You: thats good
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Neptune!
Stranger: Trnsform your water
Stranger: *** Transform you water
You: why?
You: thats mean
You: how dare you!
Stranger: 'cause your water sucks I tasted it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 'I'm sorry
You: te he
Stranger: tee hee
You: where are u really from?
Stranger: Ew your ear tastes bad. I'm REALLY FROM Neptune gosh! Stupid human
Stranger: I'll show you an earlier convo
You: ok
Stranger: Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: LALALLAALLALAAASALALALALALAA MWAHAHA BWAHA
You: 109/N/Neptune
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: lol funneh, huh?
You: oh i see
You: im from borin old manchester
Stranger: yeah and your foot tastes bad too
You: ew so does yours
Stranger: OMG! You're new furniture looks great from the view of the front lawn!!!!
Stranger: Lol thnx
Stranger: K tend to taste bad.
Stranger: Us Neptunians r poisonous
You: ha the jokes on you so is mine
You: mwahahahaha
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I can't die from poison im immune!
You: im superman
You: the bald kind
Stranger: Can I have your autograph?!!! I'm Bob Marley!
You: no
You: i can reincarnate you though
Stranger: oh. *looks down at feet*
Stranger: no thnx
You: happy dead?
Stranger: I'd like to be resurrected.
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm not
You: as a zombie
Stranger: LET'S GET TOGETHER AND FEEL ALL RIGHT!
Stranger: No.
You: as a ghost
Stranger: I'm a ghost stupid.
You: vampire?
Stranger: yush.
Stranger: *grabs hold of you*
You: punches you
Stranger: *extends fangs and drinks*
You: then pisses on the body
Stranger: *arm goes right through body*
Stranger: *pee goes right through body* *ew*
Stranger: *drinking!*
Stranger: MMM... AB positive!
You: then craps in ear
Stranger: Ew my ear!
You: tee hee
Stranger: *washes ear*
Stranger: lol.
You: youve still got a bit in there
Stranger: *washes ear frantically* You *******!!!
You: hahahaha
You: super
You: poo
Stranger: super poo!!!!
Stranger: im a girl
You: so what is the country you spend most time in on earth
Stranger: Bob Marley Neptunian Girl!
Stranger: France
You: cool
Stranger: coolio
You: cooliolo
Stranger: Copier!
You: copy cat!
Stranger: *dies*
Stranger: *wait I'm already dead*
Stranger: lol
You: muffin or barm?
Stranger: BRB don't disconnect!!!
Stranger: I';m back with a disgusting energy bar!
You: cool
You: muffin or barm? dot worry its an innocent question
Stranger: Ew it tastes bad! *continues eating*
You: ha ha ha
Stranger: Barm? What's that?
You: english term
Stranger: ?
You: BRB
Stranger: okayz
You: <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=101815" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=5&t=101815</a>
Stranger: okay BRB
You: we argue pointlessly over this
You: yes we're that sad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes u r
You: muffin or barm?
Stranger: muffin
You: bastard!
You: its a barm
Stranger: don't call me that
Stranger: please
You: (even though you dont kno what a barm is)
You: :p
Stranger: lol yeah what is a barm? it says TEACAKE but idk
You: like a roll/bap
You: a soft bagle without the hole
Stranger: whoa awesome. Barm it is then
You: yyyyaaaaayyyy
You: conversion at its best
Stranger: yuppers
You: i dont know why we talk about it its a football (soccer) site
Stranger: lol
You: lol indeed
Stranger: Guess my real age
You: 74
You: :p
Stranger: lol no! hell no! guess again
You: 2
Stranger: lol
Stranger: closer
You: seriously 21
Stranger: umm.... no im 12
You: really!
Stranger: yes. I swear.
You: m/f
Stranger: f
You: ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old u?
Stranger: 21?
You: wait, do neptunians even have an age?
Stranger: lol I'm human I was kidding
You: wrong!!! 15
You: i know im not that gullable
Stranger: 15? coolio. You got a gf? *you deserve one*
You: cheers
You: where are u from?
Stranger: cheers?
Stranger: Texas
You: howdy
Stranger: lol howdy
You: (sorry to good to resist)
You: im english
Stranger: lol Coolio. Have an accent?
You: brb
Stranger: k
Stranger: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: lol
You: you are american so you have the accent cos u speak OUR language and we came up with it therefore you have the accent (im not sad the welsh say the same thing)
You: sorry long(ish) reply
You: :p
Stranger: umm.... no I meant the "cheerio, fisha and chips?" accent. lol
You: oh right
Stranger: (sorry couldn't resist)
You: no thats a bit of a steriotype (most english people h8 fish & chips we eat curry mostly its a tourist thing
You: )
Stranger: I heard English food sucks
You: yep
Stranger: lol
You: we singe our tastebuds with chillis
You: LOL
Stranger: lol
You: so do you eat burgers day after day
Stranger: no
You: (couldent resist... again)
You: :p
Stranger: I eat many different things. I have a high metabolism.
Stranger: I'm skinny BRB I'll weigh myself.
You: cool
Stranger: 78 pounds. :)
Stranger: And I'm 12 in 6th grade
You: jesus christ!!!!!!
You: are you a skeleton!
Stranger: 12 average weight is 95 or something.
Stranger: yes I am
You: thats good
Stranger: I have a high diaphragm too
You: BRB TOILET BREAK
Stranger: Have a happy pee!
You: IM BACK
Stranger: good 4 u
You: feel better now
You: im sick of koreans on this site
Stranger: lol I love peeing it's such a relief it feels like sin and burden is lifted off me.
Stranger: lol
You: thats a lovely thaught
You: hows life?
Stranger: Koreans r brainwashed by Kim lung Ill or whateva his name is
Stranger: good good.
Stranger: A little depressing right now, idk why, and mental right now, but it's all good. Some peeps think I'm Bipolar I'm lyk: Oh noez!!!! That'll stick for life!!!
You: right!
Stranger: Do you play any instruments? Sports?
You: guitar & rugby
Stranger: Me: I play trombone and horse ride. And I want to learn the guitar!
You: (rugby is american football but the original version with no armor)
Stranger: I'm experienced horse rider. It's not all easy. I know what rugby is
You: i broke a guys nose yesterday (and hes my freind)
You: oops
Stranger: lol
Stranger: poor friend
You: i know
You: hes tough though
You: he will get through it
Stranger: This one guy at my school punched someone and got ISS for a day when my bro's friend got in trouble for something little, (idk just not as bad as punching) and got ISS for a week. My principal hates my bro's friend. My bro's friend called my principal a b****. But that was a different time.
Stranger: lol I'm random
You: what time is it in america land
You: and me too
Stranger: ADD is what I blame my randomness on. I have to take meds for my ADD
Stranger: um... 4:20 p.m. where I am.
You: i have a cousin in seattle with ADD
You: ITS 22:20 HERE
Stranger: Seattle! I love going to Seattle! I go there to visit my relatives. :D They have a house along the ocean, and I LOVE it there I wanna live there.
Stranger: oh in your time it'd be 16:21.
You: my uncle works on planes there so i suppose they live near the airport
Stranger: lol yeah america is different we use A.M. and P.M.
You: so do we
Stranger: But you go past 12 unlike us
You: i just use 24 hour cos its easier
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I've been in Europe many times.
You: oh where?
Stranger: not to England though
Stranger: Paris, France, Rome, Italy, Sardinia, Italy, Greece, (idk where in Greece) And that's it. I guess I haven't been ebough times though I love Europe
You: full of culture
You: but i think paris is a s**t tip
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Paris was expensive
Stranger: I liked it though
Stranger: In fact I also wanna live in Paris
You: if you like it then thats fine
Stranger: My dad is a pilot for AA so we travel to a lot of places. First time on plane I was 4 weeks of age. Planes are like my second home. :D
You: cool seats i spose
Stranger: I'm so glad your not another pervoguy.
Stranger: No.
You: its a bit scary isnt it
Stranger: Seats are just seats. It matters if you get in First Class or Coach.
Stranger: what is?
Stranger: Flying? Oh no.
You: im poor so its the second option for me
You: yay
You: no pervs are scary
You: :s
Stranger: I was kinda scared at the takeoff from Paris going to Chicago 'cause the plane stopped moving a minute and it felt weird but then my dad said in Europe they level out the plane. In Texas we don't do that, leveling out so early
Stranger: yeah pervo scary
You: everyones scared sinc well.... you know
Stranger: we haven't chrissed this convo yet lets keep the typing up maybe we can.
Stranger: BRB gotta pee
You: there was a terrorist that tried to bomb glasgow airport the other day and ge only got a £50 fine! so your not the only one (could of killed thousands)
You: ok i'll wait
Stranger: ONLY 50 EURO FINE?!!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!! OMH OMH OMH OMH
Stranger: HE SHOULD GO TO JAIL AND NOT HAVE CHOICE OF FINE!
Stranger: AND THEN ROT IN JAIL]
You: hate crimes they would of called it
Stranger: [i love brackets around words!]
Stranger: {oooh! fanct bracket!}
You: {[(me too)]}
Stranger: {[('"`-lol-`"')]}
Stranger: lagnsldvl%
You: dammit youve outdone me
Stranger: %%%%
Stranger: lol dammit
You: bet u cant do this though ££££££££
You: haha
You: :)
Stranger: oh wait redo! you can't do this $$$$$$$$
You: $$$$$$ haha
Stranger: gr
You: hahaha
Stranger: my upstairs mac can do the euro sign but not this crap mac
You: what music do you like?
Stranger: {[('"`*_-lol-_*`"')]}
Stranger: anything!
You: must be a certain band/ group etc...
You: :p
Stranger: Red Hot Chili Peppers, the songs Lump, Mad World, I'm yours (Jason Mraz!), Viva la Vida (Coldplay!), Nickleback songs, Mombo #5, Going Under, Blue October, Firgie, Taylor Swift songs, Pink, POldies Rock like Phsyco Killer, Should I Stay or Shoul I Go, -c-
You: good choice!
You: sorry choices
You: i like anything ranging from oasis/coldplay to mcr (gone off mcr bit though now)
You: do you know who oasis are?
Stranger: Say it aint so (Dear Daddy, I write you, In spite of years of silence, you've...), umm.... Eye of the Tiger, and OH SO MUCH MORE, Like Don't Trust Me (I said Hush girl! Shut yo lips! Do the Hellen Keller and talk with yo hips!), etc.
Stranger: nope. Who are oasis?
You: have you ever heard of a song called wonderwall?
You: if not ask ur dad about them their an english band
Stranger: Do you know the song Mad World? Wonderwall? Don't think so. English? Coolio. I like Pink Floyd "The Wall" That's English right?
You: yep
You: oasis are a bit like the beatles but modern and better music with fights and swearing
Stranger: ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, WORN OUT FACES, WRN OUT PLACES. BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY RACES, GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE... -c-
You: whats that song?
Stranger: THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES, NO EXPRESSION, NO EXPRESSION. HIDE MY HEAD I WANNA DROWN MY SORROWS, NO TOMORROW, NO TOMORROW... -c- It's Mad World!
You: sorry, no comprende
You: amigo
Stranger: I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD. THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD. I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE. THE PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES IT'S A VERY VERY, mad world.... mad world... -etc.- Love that song!
Stranger: We've almost christened this convoi just a little more!!!
You: what do you meen christened?
Stranger: lol. nvm. Made holy, made a record in your own perspective, lol other atuff
You: how?
You: sorry im a bit slow in some ways
Stranger: **** lol other stuff. Lyk when my family got a pool we swam in it before it was all the way filled up and we called it "chrstening the pool" lol. We need to christen this board. Can I ask you a question? Promise you wan't disconnect if I ask you? It's not a bad question.
You: sure
You: im always open to questions
You: :p
Stranger: Are you Christian? Atheist? Catholic? Jewish? (haha Kosher!) Hindu (probably noy Hindu) or what?
Stranger: it's a cap P not lower p. :P
You: more atheist than anthing
You: its a lower p in england
Stranger: oh I'm Christian.
You: well in a way i beleive that we go onto a different place
You: when we die
You: i just cant beleive eternal darkness
You: it depresses me, but so does living forever in bliss. i think we are in heaven right now without tradgedy, war, death etc... life would be borning and pointless. we have a perfect balence on earth
You: sos balance
You: not balence
Stranger: oh lol lower p!!! :p You should read Psalms. It's really cool chapter. "Oh house of Aaron, trust in the Lord- he is their help and shield. You who fear him, trust in the Lord- he is their help and shield. The Lord remembers us and will bless us. He will bless the house of Israel, He will bless the house of Aaron. He bless those who fear the lord, small and great alike. May the Lord make you increase; both you and your children. May you be blessed by the Lord- the maker of heaven and earth. The highest heavens belong to the Lord, but the Earth he has given to man. It is not the dead who praise the Lord, those who go down to silence; Psalms 115: 10-17" I did that without a Bible. :P It's my memory verse in school.
Stranger: hmmm... I can tell you and me are both rational thinkers.
Stranger: you still there/.
Stranger: oh good
You: great minds think alike
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I have a big mind for 12
You: you cetaily do!
You: sorry typo (small keyboard)
Stranger: Lol I love it how they call u stranger on here! Can you give me a nickname to call you by? Lol I know these mac keyboards drive me insane!!! That's why I make typos too. You can call me Anna, my dream name.
You: call me lewis
You: (real name)
Stranger: Lewis? Awesomsauce.
You: whts yours?
You: (u dont have to tell me)
Stranger: Marina. But call me Anna
You: cool
Stranger: yeah I hate my real name
You: sorry but im not that suprised
Stranger: It's okay.
You: i was going to be called LLyewelyn
You: thats not good
You: or oscar
You: (cats name)
You: :p
You: lower case all the way!
Stranger: My bro calls me boatdeck. His name's Alexander. LLyewelyn? What? My cat's names are Susey (a guy cat actually we didn't know at first now we can't change the name), and Sugar. My Dog's names are Vino ansd Lola.
Stranger: Vino is a good name
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Vino!
Stranger: Awesome name. Come 'ere Wine!
Stranger: Between you and me, I've tasted Wine and OMG it's good. :D I'm not allowed to drink it though.
You: my freinds name is jonny and hes birth was an accident (now thats irony!)
Stranger: lol
You: i drik pretty much every day
You: *burp*
Stranger: oh I hope you don't do drugs or smoke.
You: im not that thick
You: :p
Stranger: lol I burp LOUD AND LONG you have no idea how loud.
Stranger: it's like *brulurrplsfnlvnlanyell*
You: yep
Stranger: lol
You: i must admit i had a guilty laugh when you said that youve just tried wine
You: i mean guns are legal in america but you are not allowed to drink until your 21!
You: when did you try wine?
Stranger: when we're done with this Omegle, I'm copying and pasting this whole convo onto Word and printing it lol. I've only had a little wine, and I'm in no hurry to have more, I'll stick to grape juice right now. My friend is Catholic and she has to have wine in communion every Sunday. Poor her 'cause she doesn't like it.
You: haha
Stranger: My mom let me try a little, not a lot, no damage done.
Stranger: My parents are in the fvzz!n Bahamas and my Bro is on a trip in D.C. and N.Y.C. and where am I?
Stranger: AT HOME WITH MY FVZZ!N OPA.
You: i drink a few pints in the pub every weekend other than that i drink at home (i dont get drunk)
Stranger: I'm so annoyed. I wanna go to the Bahamas!
You: sorry but thats just favriteism
You: ;)
Stranger: Stranger is typing... lol I love it when it says that. favritlfnald what?
Stranger: fnald is my new word. I made it up
Stranger: fnald!! Fnald!!
Stranger: I like it lowercase fnald!!!
You: favoriteism is where you choose over a few people because you like 1 more than the others
You: fnald
You: me too
Stranger: I know it is, I love my Opa, but still. I'd rather party in the Bahamas
You: anyone would
You: :p
You: :P ................. its just not the same!
Stranger: yeah lol I've never been to Bahamas. I was kinda depressed when I found out 'cause I was lyk: "Didn't they even think for a minute if I wanted to go with them instead of stay home?!
Stranger: " Yeah you're right :p
You: well i suppose its their money
You: so they can do what they want with it
Stranger: They DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY.
Stranger: MY MOM WON THE TRIP IN WORK
Stranger: Now you see?
You: for how many people?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: I'm sure she could've brought me with them if she WANTED to. I just hope she doesn't come home pregnant.
You: oops
Stranger: Ew horrible picture in head now
Stranger: It would probably end up retarded 'cause Mom's 45
You: i think thinking how your mum & dad were made is worse
You: eeewwwww!!
Stranger: Ewwwww thnx a lot!!!!!
Stranger: EEEWWWWW
You: always welcome!
Stranger: EVEN 15 YEAR OLD DRINKING PEOPLE GET GROSSED OUT FROM THAT!
Stranger: oh that was rude.
You: exactly
Stranger: NW?
You: i like ur humour
Stranger: thnx! XD
Stranger: xD
You: no uppercase for that 1
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: la
Stranger: la
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You: xD doesnt look rigte
Stranger: la
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You: say la if yor gay
Stranger: l
Stranger: ala
Stranger: lalala
Stranger: alala
Stranger: la
Stranger: ah!
You: hahahaha
Stranger: no I'm not!
You: got u thogh
You: tee hee
You: XD
Stranger: lol yeah. I have a friend on NW that's gay his name is Saul I call him Saulie he's awesome but I still dream things lyk: I wonder what it'd be like if he wasn't gay! Oh hasppy picture!!
You: k then
You: im a bit homophobic
Stranger: I'm still gonna say la, even though I'm not gay. I actually like this guy that's not even hot but he laughs and talks to me and he's nice and funny. But then again, I've never been a fan of Carnally. :p
You: clinical not mean
Stranger: Wat does that mean?
You: scared of gays
Stranger: I've meet 2 Bycicles on NW too. Ew weirdos.
Stranger: oh lol. Don't be scared! But I hated the movie Milk.
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You: my schools full of lesbos, bi's etc
Stranger: alala
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Stranger: Ew.
Stranger: Poor u.
You: are u high?
You: your entertaind by the most basic things
You: just jokin
You: or am i?
You: yes i am
You: i think
You: anna is typing...
Stranger: I go to a christian school so... yeah. But this visitor guy looked gay. Ppl visit our school to see if they want to attend it. HELL NO IM NOT HIGH IM CHRISTIAN!!! Although I think it's annoying how ppl come and are all lyk: "Say no to drugs!" I'm lyk: "Shut up Woman don't sass me I've heard that million times I won't do drugs! Is that what you what u wanna hear? I'll tell you anything if you JUST GET OUTTA MY FACE."
Stranger: lol but I'm not a drug addict I'm just a bit mental
You: so your constantly high
Stranger: MWAHAHA BWAHA.
Stranger: Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: LALALLAALLALAAASALALALALALAA MWAHAHA BWAHA
You: 109/N/Neptune
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: that was a funny convo I think Lol random much?
You: your scaring me now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm not high
Stranger: neva eva shuddup about meh u ______ (insert whateva you want in that blank and repost it with that word)
You: what
Stranger: nvm
You: go on
Stranger: u.u
You: whst?
You: what?
Stranger: prissy no no facd!!! u.u
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *** prissy no no face!!! u.u
Stranger: Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: LALALLAALLALAAASALALALALALAA MWAHAHA BWAHA
You: 109/N/Neptune
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: srry after a while I go mental
You: what was the thing after "im not high"?
Stranger: lots of deep breathing coming from the TV my Opa's watching. Loud deep fast breathing. weird. 0.o
Stranger: nothing
You: go on speak enlish
Stranger: idk you could be lyk: neva eva shuddup about meh u balloon!
You: you use weird txt language
You: its different in england
Stranger: yush I do. A curse from NW. I ish just meself. *makes electronical noise* Bridgestone! *idk I heard it on the TV*
Stranger: oh the lyk thing? that's like.
You: im on the verge of giving up :p
You: ;)
Stranger: NONONONONOOOOO I NEED TPO CHRISTEN THIS CONVO WIT U!
You: again i cant understand
You: oh typo
Stranger: once my br gets to be a micrometer size, you can disconnect, but not until then I'm holding you hostage. lol jk Let's play a game
Stranger: Charades!
You: ok
You: u first
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: *thinks*
Stranger: *acts all old* Sharon!!!!!
You: its a brick
Stranger: no
Stranger: guess again
Stranger: lol this one is sooo easy!
You: is it american?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: one more guess!'
Stranger: More deep loud fast breathing from TV :/
You: eerrrmmm........
You: sorry nothing
You: shall i go?
Stranger: Ozzy Osborne!!!
You: english
Stranger: okay your turn
Stranger: okay
You: erm
You: *thinks*
Stranger: now there's grunts and *uh* And *ohh* from TV. Sounds like they're straining to open something 'cause there was a moving sound after it.
You: screams and wiggles long tongue
Stranger: KISS!
You: yep
Stranger: LIZARD!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Yay~
Stranger: :D
You: ur go
Stranger: Okayz this one is a little... strange.
Stranger: *turns into guy* *dances around and sings with haigh voice, nose looks plastic* Easy guess.
You: pedo?
Stranger: This is more american
Stranger: no but I'll give you a hint: He does things to little girls... *shudders*
You: aka michael jackson
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: didn't know pedo was him
You: yep
You: my go
Stranger: yup
You: *reads a bible then goes outside and rides a horse* easy peasy :p
Stranger: wh@+ch th!$ th!$ !$ vl+!m@n+3 c0d3.
Stranger: Idk...
Stranger: Minister?
Stranger: Priest?
Stranger: Oh Is it from The four feathers?
You: you, you silly person!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I silly billy willy i berry silly i berry siwwy
You: ok
Stranger: lol
You: ur go
Stranger: idk who is it?
You: you!
You: deeerrrrrrr!
Stranger: ohhhhh
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I don't read bibles right before riding gosh
Stranger: *my go* *takes beer and since I'm 12 I PRETEND drink it* *dances and goes out to play rugby*
You: oh, i know this. jonny wilkinson!
Stranger: BRB someone's at the door and I'm only wearing a shirt, underwear and a bra
Stranger: And no, it's you
You: well obviously
You: :)
You: is it me at the door?
You: hello to the at the door person
You: !!!!
You: *burp*
Stranger: No it's some guy in a truck with words on it. That reminds me, I once saw a truck going down the street and it looked like on the side it said "license to kill!" lol. My Opa said it was the frozen food giuy and I'm lyk: 0.o
You: it was probably a bug exterminator
Stranger: OMH Opa said that this costs money to type on here certain minutes and I'm lyk: No. and then I'm thining what if it does?!
Stranger: We don't have bugs.
You: you dont have to put your cc details on the site so we dont have to pay
You: i bet you think most english people speak really formally and wear smart clothes etc...
Stranger: FRONT BACK, SIDE TO SIDE. FRONT FRONT BACK BACK SIDE TO SIDE.
Stranger: No I don't
You: well b4 u met me
Stranger: nope
You: really
Stranger: I'm not stupid but a lyk the English guy on Fringe and NCIS :D. Really really.
Stranger: How does Omegle get money then? (I'm only 12 idk a lot about how to earn money)
You: brb
Stranger: okayz
You: i bet u diddnt think i spoke like this though <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gVRrmvglS8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gVRrmvglS8</a>
You: ps thats not me
Stranger: lol My Opa is watching SciFi okay I'll go BRB.
You: its the lead singer of oasis
You: ignore the chinease
You: brb toilet time
Stranger: Have a happy pee!
Stranger: *listens to some of it* Ew I hate his accent!
Stranger: lol that'd be funny if that WAS u.
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You: i speak like that
Stranger: whoa GROSS EW.
You: hey
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You: at least im not from liverpool
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You: back
You: i said at least im not from liverpool
You: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0</a>
You: sorry about all the links
Stranger: k BRB I'll look at it.
You: real britain doesnt get shown in the media
You: texas does
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Stranger: wait, I can't understand them BRB
You: *tab cracks open* ah my good old freind *slurp*
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqjJzuaNSE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqjJzuaNSE</a>
You: k brb
Stranger: lol isn't it great?!
Stranger: I love clay world!!!! ROBERT BENFER, THE CREATOR OF THE VIDS, IS AWESOME!
You: wtf!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: did u watch the whole thing?
Stranger: u have to watch it all
You: have seen it b4 its a bit weird
Stranger: yeah lol BRB
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4</a>
You: kk brb
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRgE15sSmmc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRgE15sSmmc</a>
Stranger: look at that one too. Fred Rox
Stranger: *whistles*
Stranger: Ô
You: haha potter has a fit
Stranger: lol
You: sorry i need to go
Stranger: DumbleDor comes in wait look at the next link!!!
You: bye nice meeting you
Stranger: wait
You: what
Stranger: go to second link
You: seen it
Stranger: k good.
You: bye
Stranger: Ô *cries*
