When you are drunk

Re: Omegle

stony said:
I can't be arsed searching for the thread.


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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: als
Stranger: 19.pa.f
You: pa?
Stranger: pennsylvania
You: ahh ok
Stranger: you?
You: 40/m/uk
Stranger: are you the good kind of 40? or the bad?
You: pmsl
You: depends on what you're looking for
Stranger: in terms of will thinking about fucking you make me gag
You: well thats a silly question, because I'm bound to tell you I look like George fucking Clooney
Stranger: so you're the good kind
Stranger: good
Stranger: let's have some fun
You: and what kind are you ?
Stranger: i'm the incredible kind of 19
Stranger: the kind you 40s only dream about
You: You might be some sort of kentucky fries chicken eating redneck with 12 kids to her own brother
Stranger: i'm from the north
Stranger: we don't do that here
You: So you're black then...
Stranger: no, i'm not
Stranger: i'm white
Stranger: and middle class
You: Look I don't normally go with trollopy 19 year old skanks...............but!!
You: I might do you from behind if you promise not to talk
You: American accents are so fucking annoying
Stranger: i promise
You: bend over then
Stranger: mmm
You: are you bent over yet ?
Stranger: mm-hm
You: right! well I know you Yanks are all god bothering bastards, so repeat after me
You: I thank you lord
Stranger: you know what?
Stranger: you're really fucking narrow minded
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i hope you burn in hell, you racist shit
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PMSL!!! thats the best one ive seen yet!
 
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi again
Stranger: how are you
You: medium rare
Stranger: ok..
You: yourself? Well done?
Stranger: i'm alright..
You: where are you from on the planet zog?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Sorry I don't talk to stangers
Stranger: 20 f usa
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye?
You: my mum said when I was a kid not to talk to strangers
You: fancy a shag???
Stranger: asl
You: 34 M Cyprus
Stranger: pics?
You: You know where Cyprus is don't you?
Stranger: socal?
You: Pics???? Who do you think I am, Gaty Glitter???
You: Gary Glitter even
Stranger: gotta myspace
You: no
You: i'm 34 and not technologically minded
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.myspace.com/382713665" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.myspace.com/382713665</a>
Stranger: thats me
You: hang on a sec. I'll look
You: Are you telling me porkies??
Stranger: ?
You: Are you lieing?? It says your 20, you told me you were 19
You: just kidding
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i said i was
Stranger: oh you
You: nice music
Stranger: thx
Stranger: do you like younger girls
You: So why are you a 'bad ass' ?
Stranger: i like older men
Stranger: to fuck my ass
You: good for you.
Stranger: and to suck my dick
You: Are you a transformerfag????
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surely a record?
 
You: hey there
You: im old gregg
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 2
You: you?
Stranger: what?
You: im 2
You: im a baby genious
Stranger: go ask ur mother for milk........
You: ok
Stranger: u fucker...what r u doing here.........
Stranger: this is not ur age to be here.........
You: thanks
You: where are u from
You: ?
Stranger: idiot...........
You: gay
You: perv
You: pedo
You: :P
 
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Stranger: heey hunn<333!
You: hey!! asl?
Stranger: 15 gurl finlandd. yu ?
You: 20/male/england
Stranger: sup fag ! thats sooo daam cute
You: fag?
Stranger: yeaah XDD<3 so hot.
Stranger: waz u doin today bro ?
You: chillin eating fish, what you upto?
Stranger: thats so damn hot. imgona gttm with my friendss.
You: whats hot eating fish?
Stranger: hhahah its just socuutttee.
Stranger: oh em ge. porn is cumin from tv. BYEZ HUN <33 ! xoxo~
 
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: its jonathan speaking
Stranger: lets play a game
Stranger: are you there?
Stranger: it will be funny
You: PMSL go on then...
Stranger: well
Stranger: good then!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here are the rules:
Stranger: i ll give two things to you.
Stranger: ill say "black or white"
Stranger: and youll chose one of them
Stranger: by this way
Stranger: we will learn eachother
Stranger: and its funy
Stranger: 100% guaranteed
You: haha go on then
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im starting
Stranger: after you answer it
Stranger: its ur turn
Stranger: youll ask me
Stranger: lets start!
Stranger: ps2 or psp
You: ps2
You: manchester city or manchester united?
Stranger: manchester united
You: fuck off you rag adios!!
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Stranger: Hey there, stranger :)
You: whats happening
You: where you from?
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Really what the hell did i do wrong there!?!?!?!
 
onerbag said:
Stranger: Hey there, stranger :)
You: whats happening
You: where you from?
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Really what the hell did i do wrong there!?!?!?!
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your not charming enough ;-)
 
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