When you are drunk

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 26 gay wanna tell me wot to do on caam if so send me ur asl and your msn addy


im not going on anymore im very worried
 
ConnorMCFC said:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 26 gay wanna tell me wot to do on caam if so send me ur asl and your msn addy


im not going on anymore im very worried
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Similar happened to me a few pages back haha.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy partner
You: top of the morning to ya
Stranger: wanna suck my dick?
You: only if you do me a favour
Stranger: and thats?
You: cock slap you're female partner
You: well then..? :-)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: Here it is

Worst one yet

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 25 m masturbating wanna watch on msn?
You: ermm
You: not really
You: i have a life
Stranger: haha ok
 
You: blaaaaaaaaaagh
Stranger: HELLO~
You: sorry just threw up
Stranger: what mean?
Stranger: oz~
You: all over myself :(
Stranger: u r a girl or boy?
You: neither
You: i'm an outer space galatic space droid
Stranger: i want to meet a girl

~
You: ready to take over the world
You: you?
Stranger: well job
Stranger: i want to destory korea
You: it's kinda sad that your looking for a girl on the internet
You: i'm destroying the world mwaahahahaha
Stranger: yes ~
Stranger: this is me
Stranger: a great boy
You: :-\
You: why don't you go out and find a girl?
You: ever thought of that?
Stranger: i have~
Stranger: but i want to find more girl~
You: you chat shit
You: are you ITK?
You: is hughes keeping his job?
Stranger: ITK?
You: 'in the know'
Stranger: i dont know
You: that's not the answer i was looking for
You: goodbye
You have disconnected.
 
*tut tut tut* sexism

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy
Stranger: hey
You: hows stuff
Stranger: decent
You: good
You: where r u from
Stranger: florida
You: cool
Stranger: you
You: manchester, england
Stranger: oh
You: oh what?
Stranger: just oh
You: oh
You: yeah
You: hi
You: again
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you female
You: nope
You: you?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: jewish?
Stranger: hi, what language you speak
You: le francais
Stranger: moi aussi
Stranger: alaize ou koi ?
You: bastard
Stranger: tu viens d'ou
Stranger: t'es la
You: oh no backfired *hides*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: please to meet you
You: my name is jason
Stranger: nice for me too
You: and i'll be giving you a tour around omegle :-)
Stranger: good
Stranger: i m waiting
You: ermm ermm
You: here is the disconnect button
You: when you press it
You: this happens
You have disconnected.
 
You: hello
Stranger: wasuu
Stranger: p
You: do you like cornfflakes?

Stranger: asl?
Stranger: I like special K with berries more
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u?
You: wat about cornflakes with sugar on?
Stranger: nah
You: :O
Stranger: why do you ask me ? hahaa
You: you should try it
Stranger: maybe haha
You: do you know carling??
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what is that?
You: why do you laugh after every sentence?
You: Barm or muffin?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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