When you are drunk

You: hey baby
Stranger: stop lookin for girlz on omegle lol ...
Stranger: youre pathetic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:-(.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 21, bit of both, antartica
You: you?
Stranger: 15 / f / israel
You: wow this is amazing!
Stranger: way ? hahaha
You: hey!
Stranger: hi !
You: you sound really cool!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: what do you ment by bit of both ?
You: i'm going for the cut next week i reckon
Stranger: ok hahahahaha
You: not like that silly! i mean haircut its just my hair looks like a girl!
Stranger: how .. hahaha
You: this is the best day of my life
Stranger: way ?
You: hey!
Stranger: why ? ***
You: because i've met you!
You: you sound swell!
Stranger: thanks :D
You: ooops i mean smell
 
Stranger: hi
You: Hi! Weird this is!
Stranger: yeah, lol. you m or f
You: M
Stranger: ok. what you do
You: Military
Stranger: cool!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: loads. boss of 3 companies
You: 3? Are you BrooklandsBlue?
Stranger: who
You: Never mind
 
Cheesy said:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi! Weird this is!
Stranger: yeah, lol. you m or f
You: M
Stranger: ok. what you do
You: Military
Stranger: cool!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: loads. boss of 3 companies
You: 3? Are you BrooklandsBlue?
Stranger: who
You: Never mind
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PMSL
 
You: word.
Stranger: wrf?
You: dont wrf me, boyo
You: there's a can of whoopass here and i'm not afraid to open it
You: on you, brethren
Stranger: are you a freak nigga?
You: freak yes, black no
You: have you got a problem with that?
Stranger: Y E S
Stranger: you whitey
You: say so now. or my friend richard is going to eat your plums
You: 'Richard!'
You: oh
You: he's coming now
You: he's going to get you
Stranger: i can call my friend "Carmelo"
Stranger: he's 3 meters tall
You: Richard will eat Carmelo
Stranger: no fucking way.
You: yes fucking way, my friend
Stranger: no way
You: Richard eats all
Stranger: bullshit.
You: I'm telling you now
You: this is serious, man
Stranger: why so serious?
You: Richard is a serious man
You: he rubs off on people, yunno?
You: then, he eats them
You: he's hungry
You: what can you do?
You: pass the tabasco, i suppose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What an amazing website.
 
scottyboi said:
Stranger: hi
You: Oi oi
You: what is this site about haha someone just sent me a link
You: you a boy or girl?
Stranger: you?
You: boy
Stranger: girl
You: good good just got the drum and bass blaring wt u upto?
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Scott
You: What about you
Stranger: sarah
You: nice name were u from?
You: Manchester lad me England
Stranger: london
You: Cockney girl ehh what part you from?

ouch haha
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Brings a tear to your eye!
 
Cheesy said:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi! Weird this is!
Stranger: yeah, lol. you m or f
You: M
Stranger: ok. what you do
You: Military
Stranger: cool!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: loads. boss of 3 companies
You: 3? Are you BrooklandsBlue?
Stranger: who
You: Never mind
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LOL Good work
 
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