When you are drunk

[Biggsy1]

whats the best opening line you've had? lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: m u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cheeky twat that was my 1st go,

 

[stony]

whats the best opening line you've had? lol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: m u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cheeky twat that was my 1st go,

try telling them your a 13 year old girl and see if Gary Glitter is on.

 

[toby]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lady gaga
Stranger: teell me your
You: hi
Stranger: phome nujkmba
You: no
Stranger: 'phomne numba
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


No way was I giving lady gaga my phone no.

 

[Biggsy1]

Just had a random chat about Bruce Willis! I mentioned the Norwich Union advert then disconnected before I got dragged in. Its like talking to a Jehovas Witness!

 

[Anonymous]

Just had a random chat about Bruce Willis! I mentioned the Norwich Union advert then disconnected before I got dragged in. Its like talking to a Jehovas Witness!

Hmmm, that gives me an idea. Back in a bit!

 

[denilsun]

"Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: wots your name?
Stranger: dave
Stranger: you
You: big dave
Stranger: you're dave too?
You: no u tool"

i had to end it!

 

[Anonymous]

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good. you?
You: Better now thanks.
Stranger: better now?
You: Yeah, much :-)
Stranger: things not been good?
You: Oh, you know, just gets on top of you some times?
Stranger: what does?
You: Life in general
Stranger: oh
You: Good now though, all problems sorted
You: I've found God
You: I feel that I have found my call in life
You: To spread the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected


:-(

 

[Swales lives]

Just had a quick 2 mins on there, good fun. Here's mine.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: anyone there?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how are you
You: fine thanks, you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where r u from
You: Manchester, you?
Stranger: armenia
You: is that near Liv
You: erpool?
Stranger: no
You: Leeds?
Stranger: is that near turkey
Stranger: whats your name
You: I love Turkey at Christmas
You: Santa
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: ı m igor
You: whats your name
Stranger: igor
Stranger: santa male or female name?
You: you sound a right twat igor

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

This thread is genius. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[BlueMooner87]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey Up
Stranger: who's that?
You: its me who's that?
Stranger: whoaa man, deep.
You: yea
You: muffin or barm?
Stranger: lol muffin, but what's barm?
You: correctemundo
You: no explaination needed
You: where u from
Stranger: tell me what barm is!
You: its an immitation muffin u know imagine muffin is sean connery and barm is an old guy with a beard trying to look like him
You: You have learnt a valuable lesson tonight goobye
You have disconnected.