When you are drunk

im just about to rekindle my love affair with this. i'll see you in about a week.
 
Poor

You: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: hi
You: i have haribo
Stranger: ??
You: the sweets
You: i like the cola bottles best
You: i bet you are an egg man or woman!
Stranger: yes
You: i knew it!!!
Stranger: you are right
You: so where are you from?
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AMERICANS!!! Better chat!

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Stranger: hi
You: HI STRANGER!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: lol
You: I am Mahatma
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: im katarzyna
You: Mahatma Coat, and i am from India
Stranger: lol
Stranger: actually
Stranger: my name is Karla
You: I work as a cloakroom person, hotel!
Stranger: but Katarzyna is my middle name
Stranger: im a zoo keeper
You: nice to meet you Karla, didn't culture club sing about you?
Stranger: and a student
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i wouldnt know
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Im from Texas btw
You: The Chameleon Song, Karla Karla Karla Karla Karla Karla Chameleon
Stranger: ha lol
Stranger: im not sure thats how that goes lol
You: wow, who wins, a lion or bear?
Stranger: the lion
Stranger: always
You: why?
Stranger: cos bears are easier to shoot
You: bang bang
You: you own a gun?
Stranger: no but my daddy does
Stranger: he has alot of em
You: Oooo, i bet he is good at darts!
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: but he just collects them...
Stranger: he doesnt hunt
Stranger: he's too busy
You: Ahh! In India, we just throw rocks
Stranger: eesh
You: We do not have much :-(
Stranger: :/
You: I live in a Tipi, it very small
Stranger: I live in a big house...but I have no privacy
You: But it does have a window! But it lets the rain in sometime!
You: Big family?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just me
Stranger: my mother
Stranger: and my father
You: Why do you get no privacy, do you take your work home with you? Like a Hiyena?
Stranger: Im half Mexican and Half South African
Stranger: no
Stranger: everyone in our town is nosy
You: Oh no, im sorry, you don't have that infection do you?
Stranger: and they always want to know what we r doing
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: i dont have an infection
You: Oh i know, people are always putting their head in my tipi window
Stranger: everyone wants to know what we are doing...who im dating...and the like
Stranger: lol
You: That's GREAT NEWS!! Praise Buddah!
Stranger: seriously...or are you just joshing me
Stranger: what ...dating..no..
You: Of course not, it a different world here in India
Stranger: the guy im dating...isnt up to my parents standards?
You: Why i may sound strange man
Stranger: lol
You: It is for you to like the man
Stranger: he's half english and half korean
You: Nobody else
Stranger: and not wealthy
Stranger: but i dont care
You: Your Dad want to shoot this man?
Stranger: no
Stranger: he just doesnt approve
Stranger: and it makes me sad
Stranger: cos he's a great guy
You: In India, we arrange marriage, big party
Stranger: not here...i dont want to marry the man my dad wants me to marry
You: I have 4 wives but all divorced, last wife took my solar powered dvd player from the tipi
You: settlement, now i only have VHS :-( woman :-(
Stranger: he says that we can chase our ancestors 400 years to the finest families in mexico and spain..
You: Sorry for my anger
Stranger: oh me
Stranger: oh my*
 
Worst one yet

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Stranger: hey 25 m masturbating wanna watch on msn?
You: ermm
You: not really
You: i have a life
Stranger: haha ok
 
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Stranger: hi
You: I like oranges
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Stranger: hi
You: hows it goin?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you?
You: good good, where you from?
Stranger: america
Stranger: you?
You: England
Stranger: nice
You: not really
Stranger: yeah? it soudns way cool from here anyway
Stranger: america's kind of a drag
You: I'd rather be back in Iraq killing things that are alive
Stranger: oh
Stranger: your a murderer?
You: only on a saturday
Stranger: what does that mean?
Stranger: you only murder on sat?
You: yep. So I can rest on a sunday
Stranger: cant you just
Stranger: not murder?
You: t'is a habit, ya know, like cigarettes
Stranger: would you want to get murdered?
You: nope, then I couldn't murder
Stranger: so how can you murder?
Stranger: knowing you dotn want anyone to murder you
You: by being unmurdered myself
You: oh, you're talkin about morality? ah, na, too lazy for morality
You: anyway, enough about me. Do you fancy coming over to England next Saturday? I'll pay the fare
Stranger: are you going to murder me?
You: if you'd like :)
Stranger: i wouldnt
You: aaaw, come on live a little
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Stranger: hello
You: Hi. You know what? I've just found 2 pretty nice plums
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Stranger: u like shit?
You: doesnt everyone like a shit in the morning?
You: a shit and a smoke
You: starts the day off
You: i'm having one now
Stranger: wow really?
You: smokings good for you
Stranger: enjoy
You: thanks...i always do
Stranger: do u smoke?
You: not a lot...only 30 a day
Stranger: 30
Stranger: !
You: is that a lot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: in my country it is a small amount
Stranger: where u live?
You: nepal
You: just outside katmandu
Stranger: nepal people like smoking?
You: national sport
You: we also like football
Stranger: ya i know
You: big on football
You: and betting on football
Stranger: great
You: not much else to do really
Stranger: working
You: apart from wave at the chinese
You: oh yes
You: work
Stranger: what is yout work?
Stranger: your*
You: i work in a merkat
Stranger: wow
You: we sell fish
You: there is another one down the road
You: we always compare
You: simples
Stranger: o...ic
Stranger: i have to go now ! see ya
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Shame...
 
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Stranger: hellow
You: i'm not talking to you...why were you so rude last time?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: My english is very poor.
Stranger: please wait
Stranger: I try to understand this
You: calling me those names
You: not nice
Stranger: my name?
You: i called the police
Stranger: why?
Stranger: police?
You: internet rudeness
You: its a crime
Stranger: crime?
Stranger: who?
Stranger: relax your mine
Stranger: I want to talk with you
You: no more rudeness?
You: no bad names?
Stranger: rudeness?
Stranger: rudeness=crime?
You: no asking me to wear weird stuff?
Stranger: sorry. more easy!
You: i'm easy? hold it right there buddy
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hahahaha

You: bojour
Stranger: hi
You: cava?
Stranger: no
You: commet tu tappelles
Stranger: how so?
You: tu l'anglais
Stranger: yes
You: how are you?
Stranger: good. and you
You: gooood
You: where are you from
Stranger: usa
You: uk
 
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