Whilst working as an Army Recruiting Sgt in Birmingham a few years ago, I was stood on the balcony of the Pallasades having a smoke when I looked down into New Street across the road stood Tommy Docherty waiting for a cab. He looked up and shouted 'up the Villa'. I retorted nah City. "What you a Blues nose he says"? No, Man City I shouted back - ya Bastard he shouts laughingly. I just waved at him, he thanked me for my service to the country and I merely enjoyed the remainder of my B & H! Quality from a rag hey?
Another time I was being thrifty whilst shopping at that great 'No Frills' supermarket Kwik Save when in walked Andy Townsend shoppping for tit bits, what a tight fucker eh?
Ive also nearly came to blows with the Black Nosferatu himself 'Dwight Yorke' when he cut me up in his convertible whilst I was returning home - twat. I caught up with him in Sutton Coldfield and waited by his car, I didn't know it was him till he came out of the shop. I called him an arrogant **** and said next time I'd chin him - footy star or not!!
Had a few more but don't wanna bore you all ;-)