Woke up about 11am-midday for the Corluka to Spurs news and thinking Chelsea would sign Robinho but then saw that we'd been took over by 'ADUG' as it flashed across the bottom of the screen. A few minutes later and they said, 'So what do we know about ADUG.' Too be honest, I was glad Thaksin had the sense too offload us but when I found out that they were worth £550,000,000,000 my jaw just hit the floor. I was glued to the screen, convinced it was a mistake. Then there was the whole Berbaflop story that he should be signing for us but he went to the swamp instead (praise the lord). Then apparently we'd made bids for Villa, Gomez and Robinho!!!! Villa wasn't true. Bummer. Gomez wasn't true. Bummer. Oh... Robinho probably isn't true as well. 'Reports are reaching us from Spain that Real Madrid have accepted a last ditch bid by Man City for Robinho...' No, I thought surely not!! They kept repeating the story but with no real updates. Midnight came and went. Berbaflop signed for the rags. (I DONT CARE, WHAT ABOUT ROBINHO!) and then... 'Lets cross over to Eastlands for the latest.' I sat down, hands in prayer. 'I can confirm that Robinho is a Manchester City player'. I couldn't believe my ears! Robinho a Man City player, richest club in the world... and the rest, as they say, is history.