William and Kate [Merged]

[sweynforkbeard]

I never joke about the Royals. Assuming the answer had been 'Yes,' I was going to propose that we commission a large sky blue half barm, half muffin that opens to play The Marching Band of The Royal Dragoon Guards playing 'Blue moon' and is encrusted with signed photos of the leading posters on here, such as BB2.0, Skashion, Aphex, Ono, Prestwich Blue (8 of him to account for his multiple personalities/ log ins), Banned Tosspot (ditto as per PB but 15), Damocles, Elanjo, TMQ and many others in poses of scraping deference.

Thats more like it :-D

OK so there's you and me chipping in so far. Who's with us, Mammutly, Swales Lives? Come on let's uphold heritage and tradition as an example to the young uns.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

She looked quite decent on the interview until she opened her mouth and you realised what a boring, miserable posh twat she is

 

[johnny on the spot]

As long as these fuckers get no further than within mere biting inches of a fox, they can do what the fuck they want.

In the meantime, College Valley and North Northumberland Hunt can expect continued disruption.

 

[Maintainin]

Thats more like it :-D

OK so there's you and me chipping in so far. Who's with us,

...would luv to old chap, however one doesn't have enough royalty points.

 

[Garage Flower]

Brilliant - whilst we're all struggling to pay our heating bills this winter, at least we can be warmed by a royal wedding to look forward to!

Swan sandwich anyone?

 

[Balti]

In the interview last night William said that before he proposed "I took her somewhere nice"

Do you reckon that was royal speak for "up the arse"

he lives in wales so it can only be that really

reet posh puckered star that is

 

[mcmanus]

I'd fuck her. Why not?

How dare you? she is going to be the future queen, she is a virgin JOTS

Nah Wills would have smashed her all over ;) I do wonder how many snotty nose twats have been through her though. Looking at her I bet she could suck a golfball through a garden hose

 

[bluevengence]

All this bollox about tourist come hear to gawp at buck palace

well you can gawp at buck palace anytime... we dont need a monachy for people to do so

i have never heard of liz coming out to wave at the tourists everyday

the tower of london is one of the biggest tourists attractions in britain but no king or queen has resided there for centurys

tourists come to look at the buildings like we do when abroad ...we dont need royalty for them to do so

 

[johnmc]

All this bollox about tourist come hear to gawp at buck palace

well you can gawp at buck palace anytime... we dont need a monachy for people to do so

i have never heard of liz coming out to wave at the tourists everyday

the tower of london is one of the biggest tourists attractions in britain but no king or queen has resided there for centurys

tourists come to look at the buildings like we do when abroad ...we dont need royalty for them to do so

If the Queen didnt live there you could charge punters £10 a time to have a look round as well. Still do all the changing of the guard for effect though. Sell a few bits of property here and there and the country will be back on its feet in no time.

 

[darrenwassall]

All this bollox about tourist come hear to gawp at buck palace

well you can gawp at buck palace anytime... we dont need a monachy for people to do so

i have never heard of liz coming out to wave at the tourists everyday

the tower of london is one of the biggest tourists attractions in britain but no king or queen has resided there for centurys

tourists come to look at the buildings like we do when abroad ...we dont need royalty for them to do so

Thats right,i'm sure some daft bastards believe these 'tourists' actually get to meet these leeches