Worst movie ever

[rogerterry]

Anything in black and white.

Newcastle United?

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Gigli

Only watched it because it had Al Pacino in it but that's the biggest proof.. a movie star can't overcome bad script and even worse on screen chemistry!

 

[blue cigar]

Birdman. Like watching a shit play on screen

 

[Brewster's millions]

There are a significant number of very very bad Robin Hood movies. It is difficult to single out one one, but as a "genre" it must rank as the worst ever.

Stealing from the poor to pay the rich.

 

[blumoonrisen]

Newcastle United?

Rather watch them..

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Cocoon. Shite and it stunk of piss.

Pure brilliant, and a film that offered us Crusties hope. Regarding the smell of piss, I now shower twice daily, to alleviate the symptoms of an ailing maggot, that behaves more akin to a seven in one Hose-lock attachment.


We'll never be sick, we won't get any older, and we won't ever die.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Lord of the Rings, pick any of the three of them. The came out over three years and always dreaded having to be stuck in the cinema for what seemed like days watching that crap as the misses loved them.

I once watched one of these, had no fucking clue what was going on, and then realised (at the end) it was the second one. Didn't bother starting from the beginning as it seemed pure gash.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

La La Land
Mama Mia
The female ghostbusters abomination
Ghost
The Fog remake
Star Wars after the first 3 made.
Braveheart
Most of the avengers films including the last one

I hated Pearl harbour it was a total cheese fest. I hated it that much I giggled when people were injured. I got a nudge from the wife and a couple of audience turn arounds. Also Crash the film where people get off sexually after witnessing an accident. People walking out not because of bad taste, it was just utter shite.

 

[unicorn]

"Heartburn", Nicholson and Streep with a great Carly Simon theme song. Soppy rubbish. Mind, I was 22 back then, probably find it quite deep now.

 

[bumbleblue]

Another vote for The Blair Witch Project expected to be terrified, bored beyond reason.
One of the Alien films was utter tripe and I think a deliberately muffled soundtrack- drove me nuts.
But my number one fucking pick is “I am thinking of ending things” please please end things!
I know some critics loved it but Jesus it was so up itself , it’s clever and different but beyond tedious.