Yaya Toure - commits future to City (page 855)

[pikku]

Re: Yaya Toure

I still can't believe all of this is just because of a fuking cake ...buhahahahahaaahaa...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place. He doesn't have too many 20 goal seasons ahead of him. Probably none, actually. And if this is just a ploy to screw extra money out of the club, well fuck that. This has the faint whiff of Wooney and Rag sagas. I don't think we need to play.

Mike Tyson to give us more bite in midfield?

That might clash a little with our strict non-rapist policy for the playing staff.

 

[Pam]

Re: Yaya Toure

And by the way Yaya; it was my birthday at the end of last month. Where the fuck is my card?! I think I'll tweet him about this, the thoughtless twat.

 

[dazdon]

Re: Yaya Toure

Glad I voted for Merlin as player of season...

You got my vote for "Fan of the Season."

That's all very well and good.

But did you bake him a fuckin' cake?

Empty words m8.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place. He doesn't have too many 20 goal seasons ahead of him. Probably none, actually. And if this is just a ploy to screw extra money out of the club, well fuck that. This has the faint whiff of Wooney and Rag sagas. I don't think we need to play.

Mike Tyson to give us more bite in midfield?

That might clash a little with our strict non-rapist policy for the playing staff.

he'd get a game at United then.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Yaya Toure

Glad I voted for Merlin as player of season...

You got my vote for "Fan of the Season."

That's all very well and good.

But did you bake him a fuckin' cake?

Empty words m8.

My mum baked him one. She's a dab hand.

 

[manimanc]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place.

Rooney?

What about frank bruno?
He's perfect plus he'll not but be fucking off around xmas and new year as he's not doing pantos anymore..
You know what a mean pammy hee hee hee hee...

 

[pudge]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place.

Rooney?

Nah

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[Pam]

Re: Yaya Toure

does anyone know what actually happened?

A cake happened, apparently. Or didn't. Nobody quite knows. The cake may or may not have been shite, if it ever existed in the first place. The only thing people can agree on is that Yaya has made a complete arse of himself or has permitted his agent to do so, which amounts to the same thing.

 

[manimanc]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place.

Rooney?

What about frank bruno?
He's perfect plus he'll not but be fucking off around xmas and new year as he's not doing pantos anymore..
You know what a mean pammy hee hee hee hee...