Yaya Toure - commits future to City (page 855)

[CHAMPIONS 2014]

Re: Yaya Toure

does anyone know what actually happened?

A cake happened, apparently. Or didn't. Nobody quite knows. The only thing people can agree on is that Yaya has made a complete arse of himself or has permitted his agent to do so, which amounts to the same thing.

The agent literally said that Yaya should have been given a cake when Suarez won the PFA player of the year.

 

[Pam]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place.

Rooney?

Nah

[bigimg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/02/article-2383172-1AE8220B000005DC-653_634x409.jpg[/bigimg]

Yes, big fat bastard. Who can we get that it is a big fat bastard? Lumplard, maybe.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place.

Rooney?

Nah

[bigimg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/02/article-2383172-1AE8220B000005DC-653_634x409.jpg[/bigimg]

I would find it hilarious if we signed him as Yaya's replacement, although I'm not sure everyone else on here would find it quite so amusing.

 

[unsworthblue]

Re: Yaya Toure

just looked at the odds on Yaya being a City player next season 1/4,Barca player 9/2, PSG 4/1, Monaco 20/1

 

[pudge]

Re: Yaya Toure

Rooney?

Nah

[bigimg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/02/article-2383172-1AE8220B000005DC-653_634x409.jpg[/bigimg]

I would find it hilarious if we signed him as Yaya's replacement, although I'm not sure everyone else on here would find it quite so amusing.

We wouldn't dare forget to get him a birthday cake, or 10.

 

[manimanc]

Re: Yaya Toure

just looked at the odds on Yaya being a City player next season 1/4,Barca player 9/2, PSG 4/1, Monaco 20/1

Talksport said he wants to go to utd....

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Re: Yaya Toure

I don't care. He's 31. He can go back to Barca as long as we bring a heavy weight in to take his place. He doesn't have too many 20 goal seasons ahead of him. Probably none, actually. And if this is just a ploy to screw extra money out of the club, well fuck that. This has the faint whiff of Wooney and Rag sagas. I don't think we need to play.

Mike Tyson to give us more bite in midfield?

That might clash a little with our strict non-rapist policy for the playing staff.

What about the gentleman boxer/ pompous, effeminate, self-absorbed thug?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Re: Yaya Toure

Nah

[bigimg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/02/article-2383172-1AE8220B000005DC-653_634x409.jpg[/bigimg]

I would find it hilarious if we signed him as Yaya's replacement, although I'm not sure everyone else on here would find it quite so amusing.

We wouldn't dare forget to get him a birthday cake, or 10.

It looks like it's a term on his current contract that he gets an entire birthday cake to himself every time they get a throw-in.

 

[unsworthblue]

Re: Yaya Toure

just looked at the odds on Yaya being a City player next season 1/4,Barca player 9/2, PSG 4/1, Monaco 20/1

Talksport said he wants to go to utd....

hahaha,i cannot understand why anyone would want to listen to that radio station,smooth fm's miles better

 

[dazdon]

Re: Yaya Toure

hahaha,i cannot understand why anyone would want to listen to that radio station,smooth fm's miles better

Smooth is the Dogs bollox.

;-)