you can tell you are old when...

[Anonymous]

You look at your sons attractive girlfriend and ask if her mother is single!

great restraint there. well done.

 

[OneLove_OneLife_OneCity]

You say the words "I remember this when it was all fields!"

 

[2bluegp]

every new song you hear, you recognise bits of old songs in it!

 

[Ducado]

You can't understand half the topics in off topic!

 

[simonk]

you turn invisible to any female under 30

you have to shake your hampton for at least 2 minutes to prevent a cascade of droplets showering your leg

you have hair growth on your back to rival a lowland gorrilla

 

[rushts]

old people tell you the same story over and over again, they always repeat themselves.

 

[rushts]

old people tell you the same story over and over again, they always repeat themselves.

 

[Kula Sheikher]

you turn invisible to any female under 30

you have to shake your hampton for at least 2 minutes to prevent a cascade of droplets showering your leg

you have hair growth on your back to rival a lowland gorrilla

...You call your dick your hampton

 

[mammutly]

You stop fancying older women because they are...well.......just too old.

 

[salfordtrueblue]

The lollipop man/woman doesnt give a toss about you getting across the road..........