You know you're a blue when........

[Manc Born & Bred]

When you still think season card renewal is in March before you know what league we will be in but you still renew anyway

 

[chaddblue]

When you didn’t choose a red football team cos you were bullied at school and have insecurities

 

[jamesha]

At a family gathering after having had a few too many you try to convince your pregnant niece to call her soon to arrive sprog Yaya Bernado Goater.

 

[blue44]

your great grandad chose City all them years ago.
Hope to fk i meet him again one day .
this club.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Stay up all night on deadline day to hear if we got Alexis Sanchez!!

 

[Bigga]

When saying the word 'U@*%ed' makes you feel dirty and wrong and somehow replacing it with 'Scum' feels just right!

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

You see bairns (7,8 year olds) wearing rag strips and you hiss as they pass you…

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

One of your most memorable away days is a 3-2 loss at Notts County!

 

[metalblue]

You’ve never owned a Sharp product.

 

[metalblue]

You still refuse to buy anything made by Sharp.

Beat me to it mate.

 

[andyhinch]

When you’ve stopped supporting Chelsea ?

 

[fitzy blue]

You'd never be seen wearing zebra pants.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You’ve never owned a Sharp product.

How do you cut up your food?

 

[Bluemoonadam]

When you never stop being on pins basically, love you city.

 

[bluebanana83]

When you’re in love with a beautiful woman…

 

[fitzy blue]

When you know who your father is.

 

[Josh_D]

When almost every lad at work has the face of a slapped donkey at work avoiding you after a derby win.

 

[mat]

Win the euromillions. Buy your dream home, get mind blowing sexual favours from the person of your dreams whenever you ask. And still expect it to all go to shit and have difficulty living in that exact moment.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

You still can't quite believe that the team you support has won all these trophies over the past eleven years.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

At a family gathering your wife agrees to call your soon to arrive sprog Yaya Bernado Goater.

Corrected it.