You know you're getting old when....

[Tuearts right boot]

What question …?

Thursday.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

When you have 4 or 5 pints the night before and can't get out of bed much before 10:30am
It's 10:28am now..... my alarm went off at 6am.... time to get up and out to work

 

[snorky]

I don't like your tone.

In that case I offer my heartfelt apology.
I have already upset that other old dribbller Misty :)

 

[Protein Junkie]

Every fart brings the worry of touching cloth.

 

[Barcon]

In that case I offer my heartfelt apology.
I have already upset that other old dribbller Misty :)

 

[Saddleworth2]

I'd like to here and now declare I am officially old. I've just received, through the post, my first ever seed and bedding plant catalogue. THE BASTARDS.

I'll bet there were fliers for chair lifts inside it ;-)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

You can remember the Waltons

 

[Kippaxpete]

a year?

No, a decade in my case!

 

[Kippaxpete]

you have a special stick for stirring tins of paint

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Kippaxpete]

When having a piss means the last few drops always go down your leg no matter how long you shake it!