You know you're getting old when....

[Blue Mist]

When having a piss means the last few drops always go down your leg!

You still stand up !

 

[Kippaxpete]

You forget you left your tube of Anusol on the mantle piece.

You confuse Anusol for the toothpaste!

 

[Kippaxpete]

Closest you'd get is choking your chicken to death :)

...if he can still find it.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'll bet there were fliers for chair lifts inside it ;-)

Didn't look....daren't.

 

[Uwe`s Grandad]

When you hold ur dick with 4 fingers and piss on 3 of them ;-))

 

[citizen_maine]

You can remember the Waltons

Goodnight Mary Ellen

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Goodnight Mary Ellen

Good night Jason
good night Jim-Bo
good night Ben
good night John-boy.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

When you hold ur dick with 4 fingers and piss on 3 of them ;-))

When your balls hang so low, you’re afraid you might trip over them!

 

[Millo]

When the bus driver is younger than you!

 

[Blue Mist]

You remember going to your grandma and grandads for a special celebration, their Ruby wedding. You were bored because, well they were so old.
and wrinkly ....... and old (did I mention that ?)

And then you remember that when you wake up tomorrow it will be your Ruby wedding anniversary. :-(