You know you're getting old when....

[willipp]

When you turn up to 5 a side football and your 16 year old nephew is playing for the opposition and runs rings round you.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you go into your barbers, ask for a hair cut and he replies " Certainly, which one ...??? "

 

[kashmir]

When you can remember walking up the steps on The kippax

 

[yankblue]

Are you angry because they assumed gender? I'm not following you here.

Ha, I don't know, the only people I've ever called Mr/Ms are teachers or authority figures, it's not common in my industry at all and I'm early 30's so made me feel quite old

 

[yankblue]

Would you prefer them to refer to you as "that FOC"?

They will refer to me as "His Supreme Holiness" and they'll like it the insubordinate twats

 

[better dead than red]

Ha, I don't know, the only people I've ever called Mr/Ms are teachers or authority figures, it's not common in my industry at all and I'm early 30's so made me feel quite old

I get it. At keast they aren't calling you "dude" or "bro."

 

[daveoswald]

When big utd fan Jimmy Saville used to be your peak time Satuday night tv entertainment.

 

[crazyg]

When big utd fan Jimmy Saville used to be your peak time Satuday night tv entertainment.

Now then, now then.

 

[Millo]

.... You go upstairs to fetch something and come back down without it.

 

[Bill Walker]

You remember what a valve rubber was.