You know you're getting old when....

[BrianW]

When the percentage of the population you think are cnuts exceeds 80%.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When the percentage of the population you think are cnuts exceeds 80%.

80%? Jeez, last time I computed this issue I was up to 99.7%

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

You’re already sick of the pounding noise coming from Parklife.

 

[Vic]

When your travel insurance costs more than the flights.

 

[Bill Walker]

When you look in a mirror at 7 am

 

[m7mcfc]

Exactly the same as me mate except I skipped the laser treatment and went straight into cataract surgery for both eyes. The results were fantastic and my long distance vision was 100% restored and now need reading glasses which isn't a problem.

About 5 years ago now I had to go to the kitchen window for more light to read the instructions on how long something went in the oven for on the packaging. I thought nothing of it maybe the print was to small. It wasn't my reading vision rapidly deteriorated from then. The font on my phone is set to huge and still need readers to see the text.
What is mad is that I can still read a number plate from 50 metres away.

 

[Blue Floyd]

"Hold on, not got me bins"

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Your still doing everything for your children even though they are approaching middle age.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You know where every public toilet is and who has customer toilets in shops.

 

[MellowJoe]

When you can only just outrun your son. My eldest is 13 in a few days, he's burly, robust and such, I wouldn't want to take a right hook off him anyway. He'll be able to beat me in a race soon :(
What else is interesting is we took this quiz https://feminizationsecrets.com/gender-identity-test/
And he and his brother are both more manlier than me! A man! And they're just boys