You know you're getting old when...

[Tuearts right boot]

....when the shoes in the back of the Sunday colour suppliments start to look trendy, and when you look at Judith Chalmers and think " I'd give her one..."
When the Doctor tells you your diabetic and you high 5 the receptionist on the way out.

 

[sir baconface]

....when the shoes in the back of the Sunday colour suppliments start to look trendy, and when you look at Judith Chalmers and think " I'd give her one..."
When the Doctor tells you your diabetic and you high 5 the receptionist on the way out.

Sorry mate. Chronic senility is no excuse for thoughts like that.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

....when the shoes in the back of the Sunday colour suppliments start to look trendy, and when you look at Judith Chalmers and think " I'd give her one..."
When the Doctor tells you your diabetic and you high 5 the receptionist on the way out.

For heaven’s sake man

She’s 84.

Have you no limits?

 

[tamworthblue]

When you can remember playing Space Invaders....

Kids these days don't realise what they missed out on back in the good old days.

Christ, that's a blast from the past. Didn't there used to be a secret sequence that got you more points for the spaceships. Shoot 21 invaders wait, shoot 21 more invaders wait, shoot 19 more invaders wait...something like that. I know, I was a sad bastard.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

You forget that your team is playing tonight...

 

[Two Gun Bob]

For heaven’s sake man

She’s 84.

Have you no limits?

The human body is an incredible piece of kit. As we grow older it tricks our minds eye into thinking that old is tasty otherwize we would not be able to go to bed with our wives. Pure unadulterated genius and talking of Judith I Wish I Was There. Not aged a day and I would have a paddle with her any day of the week.

 

[jimharri]

.... and talking of Judith I Wish I Was There. Not aged a day and I would have a paddle with her any day of the week.

Is that you Wazza?

 

[BimboBob]

The human body is an incredible piece of kit. As we grow older it tricks our minds eye into thinking that old is tasty otherwize we would not be able to go to bed with our wives. Pure unadulterated genius and talking of Judith I Wish I Was There. Not aged a day and I would have a paddle with her any day of the week.

Bingo?

 

[bluemooners09]

When the Mrs says come upstairs in 5 mins I'll be waiting and you end up waiting to see if Spuds get beat on penaltys.

Edit- she's asleep lol.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When the Mrs says come upstairs in 5 mins I'll be waiting and you end up waiting to see if Spuds get beat on penaltys.

Edit- she's asleep lol.

Mines reading a book regardless of the fact I was giving her a running commentary