You know you're getting old when...

[Chev Chelios]

When you have to sit down to put ya socks on.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

You know you're getting old when...

You can no longer projectile spaff a sperm facial, and it trickles out slower than an ice cream melting on a hot summers day.

Not in my case though; )

I’m getting old!

When you keep asking your missus to turn the tv up or ask “what did they just say” because you can’t hear a fucking thing!

 

[bluemooners09]

I’m getting old!

When you keep asking your missus to turn the tv up or ask “what did they just say” because you can’t hear a fucking thing!

And needing subtitles when the volume on the tv is gonna get you an asbo.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

When the Mrs says come upstairs in 5 mins I'll be waiting and you end up waiting to see if Spuds get beat on penaltys.

Edit- she's asleep lol.

I am just going outside and may be some time

 

[bluemooners09]

Editing your post 3 times because you can't see what you've posted until you read it back really slowly.

 

[plongo]

You total the age of our centre backs and you've still got over 25 years on them

 

[Barcon]

When you're building a bench into a new shower and the tiler say's, "nice, a blowie bench". And you were thinking it will just make washing your feet possible.

 

[BimboBob]

Mines reading a book regardless of the fact I was giving her a running commentary

I told mine Spurs were out and she just looked at me for a second and carried on knitting.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I told mine Spurs were out and she just looked at me for a second and carried on knitting.

I know, some women really do have no idea.

 

[normskih]

And pubic hair,that's a real killer lol

Oh Karen:0