You know you're getting old when...

[kippax4ever]

When you think the rags are still a top club.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

You can remember Littlewood’s last title win.

 

[Gozzah]

It's the grunting noises that've started when moving from seated to standing and vice-versa that I've noticed recently - Fucking 31.

That’s not age, that’s bad shape :)
37 here, thought the same, started to lift some weights again, gone :)

 

[Sir peace frog]

when you argue as much as @domalino


run away :)

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

When Sam Smith confuses you

This - The world has gone mad!!!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When instead of one fat kid in school you know have 6 obese, non gender specific, binary, trans gender, outraged beings in a class

 

[Two Gun Bob]

When instead of one fat kid in school you know have 6 obese, non gender specific, binary, trans gender, outraged beings in a class

All Gods children.

 

[Big Swifty]

I expect God is disappointed with the way they've turned out.

 

[levets]

Your mates start dying.

So true

 

[bluemooners09]

You spend more time at the doctors than the pub.