Your worst state?

[EnzoMCFC]

Flaccid

 

[Blue Mist]

Me & Barcon are trying our best to derail this thread (he started it btw)....It may seem wrong but it's an attempt to maintain @calum down historic (and impressive) record of having the most number of derailed threads on bluemoon.

Can I play ? I do like derailing threads.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Brilliant, as expected.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Can I play ? I do like derailing threads.

surprised it's taken you so long :)

 

[Blue Mist]

Gillingham away (league match) started drinking on the 6am train out of Stockport. Got to that there London carried on drinking, got to Gillingham and, well you know. I was so pissed before the match I decided I needed a sleep, there was a road going over a railway so I climbed onto the stone wall and slept there on top of the wall. If I'd have turned over I'd have fallen onto the tracks.
Anyway, watched the match carried on drinking in Gillingham and Euston and caught the last train home. When I woke up at Stockport the pint of Guinness I'd brought with me from the pub was still on the table.


See what I did there ? I got the train so you could say I....... derailed the thread.

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Gillingham away (league match) started drinking on the 6am train out of Stockport. Got to that there London carried on drinking, got to Gillingham and, well you know. I was so pissed before the match I decided I needed a sleep, there was a road going over a railway so I climbed onto the stone wall and slept there on top of the wall. If I'd have turned over I'd have fallen onto the tracks.
Anyway, watched the match carried on drinking in Gillingham and Euston and caught the last train home. When I woke up at Stockport the pint of Guinness I'd brought with me from the pub was still on the table.


See what I did there ? I got the train so you could say I....... derailed the thread.

your jokes are rubbish
but it's difficult not to love you, mister misty.

 

[BimboBob]

Once found out that a mate we were drinking with early doors on a Saturday had some roofies. No idea why he had them but to save any potential embarrassing situations later with any ladies he thought he was going to drug I put two in his pint.

It was only on the Monday when I woke up in hospital did I realise that I had spiked my own drink.

Remembered nothing of the weekend. My mates, on the other hand, did. After an afternoon/ evening of steady drinking, I...

1. Tried to snog a bouncer. Apparently had him on the floor.
2. Shat myself.
3. Pissed against a bar.
4. Had a fight with 2 other bouncers.
5. Staged dived a local band.
6. Had fight with local band.
7. Got told to 'fuck off home' by the Police.
8. Went to a mates and started on the whisky.
9. Tried to get in bed with his missus.
10. Passed out at 5am Sunday.
11. Woke up in hospital. Monday.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Once found out that a mate we were drinking with early doors on a Saturday had some roofies. No idea why he had them but to save any potential embarrassing situations later with any ladies he thought he was going to drug I put two in his pint.

It was only on the Monday when I woke up in hospital did I realise that I had spiked my own drink.

Remembered nothing of the weekend. My mates, on the other hand, did. After an afternoon/ evening of steady drinking, I...

1. Tried to snog a bouncer. Apparently had him on the floor.
2. Shat myself.
3. Pissed against a bar.
4. Had a fight with 2 other bouncers.
5. Staged dived a local band.
6. Had fight with local band.
7. Got told to 'fuck off home' by the Police.
8. Went to a mates and started on the whisky.
9. Tried to get in bed with his missus.
10. Passed out at 5am Sunday.
11. Woke up in hospital. Monday.

So it didn’t make any difference to a normal weekend

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Got very pissed one night in Corfu and became separated from the group. I was found kneeling down by a house, holding a feral kitten, and told everyone that I was just helping the cats by putting them in the garden. It was the same kitten over and over, and it kept coming out through a hole in the fence but I was too fucked to realise it was the same cat.

 

[idahoblues]

Once found out that a mate we were drinking with early doors on a Saturday had some roofies. No idea why he had them but to save any potential embarrassing situations later with any ladies he thought he was going to drug I put two in his pint.

It was only on the Monday when I woke up in hospital did I realise that I had spiked my own drink.

Remembered nothing of the weekend. My mates, on the other hand, did. After an afternoon/ evening of steady drinking, I...

1. Tried to snog a bouncer. Apparently had him on the floor.
2. Shat myself.
3. Pissed against a bar.
4. Had a fight with 2 other bouncers.
5. Staged dived a local band.
6. Had fight with local band.
7. Got told to 'fuck off home' by the Police.
8. Went to a mates and started on the whisky.
9. Tried to get in bed with his missus.
10. Passed out at 5am Sunday.
11. Woke up in hospital. Monday.

Did you get bummed by any of your mates?