United thread 2018/19

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just had have a look on the cafe, most of them have accepted the clubs a fuk up, the remaining few are sat on the edges of their seats convinced everthing is a smoke screen and all will be revealed five minutes before the window shuts with the big one coming in, they have been looking for planes on flight tracker that dont exist and hiding in the bushes at Carrington, the one's that cant come to terms with it are suicidal, one even said why cant we be like city
No use checking flight tracker. All the world-class megastars are flying in on their new stealth plane, the ’alexis jet’.
Apparently it cost a fortune to maintain, it needs constant attention, and it is almost entirely invisible to the human eye.
 
That fucking moron who has his own fans tv channel is now on sky!! What the fuck for, his heads redder than his jacket!!

Massive being used hahahah.

Nothing to see here, not Jose’s fault, hands are tied. Green and Gold scarves out next...

He’s only had £400 million you fucking rag prick!!
 
A forest supporters on sky talking about a team where he sits at home in the next bedroom to his parents responding to a live game at old Trafford through the internet :)) these are the supporters sky want.
 
To be fair they don't really need any new signings. They've got a great squad, a happy camp and a fantastic manager.


hehehe
 
It's horrible to listen to. Desperately trying to be onside with the rags fans, by slagging off the suits whilst telling everyone how wonderful Utd are.

Love the way Hinchcliffe is questioning the whole thing, without laughing.
Didnt Hinchcliffe frow up a rag fan aswell. Maybe that is why he isnt blowing smoke up the plastic rags backsides
 
Now hopefully they'll get cherry picked for Martial & Pogba by someone in Europe.

I would piss my sides.
 
Alladyce must have said ‘Rag Cünts’*at least 10 times in that last sentence!! Used more than Gough does in talkshite!!

*some artistic licence has been used in this description.
I noticed as well, it was nauseating. The cheque will be in the post no doubt.
 
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