United thread 2018/19

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Has anyone actually seen Carrick move yet during games

He does look utterly gormless. It’s like some sort of sitcom over there at the moment.

 

[1.618034]

He does look utterly gormless. It’s like some sort of sitcom over there at the moment.

Only Fools and Horse's Sperm?

Ever Decreasing Circles?

Love Thy Noisy Neighbour?

 

[Ric]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I genuinely didn’t think anything could be funnier than the notion of Mike Phelan as their Director of Football, until I saw this.

Fergie, sign him up

 

[TCIB]

On the Buses?

Waiting for Gollum?

Men Behaving Sadly?

 

[dom]

Ok...?.?????
Fairly harmless dolt ..but DOF...?? Good luck with this, Rags !!

 

[Ric]

On a serious note, it’s beyond my wildest dreams and expectations what is happening to our club and their’s simultaneously. I keep fearing that the last decade has been a dream that I will be rudely awoken from at some point.

 

[TCIB]

Ferdinand haha, Woodwards personal firewall it is then.

 

[LWashington]

That will be over the head of most

Or straight through De Gea.

 

[Ric]

The best thing is that there are seemingly United fans on social media who think Ferdinand would actually be a good appointment. I’m starting to think that everyone associated with that club have lost their collective heads. It’s great to see.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Just been reading some post on redcafe, jeez they actually Iove our team. Very odd reading.

Praise for Pep, Sterling, Ederson & especially Bernardo. Praise for just about everything to do with the team.

It’s Like i have stepped into an other world!

You are aware of who we're fighting it out with for the title, aren't you? I reckon it's a case of overcompensation.

 

[flyer]

On a serious note, it’s beyond my wildest dreams and expectations what is happening to our club and their’s simultaneously. I keep fearing that the last decade has been a dream that I will be rudely awoken from at some point.

Amen

 

[citytilllidie]

The two Barca boys Citys' best signings.

Don't you mean the three? (Amigos)

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Only Fools and Horse's Sperm?

Ever Decreasing Circles?

Love Thy Noisy Neighbour?

Upstairs Down Stairs

To The Manor Ground Born

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Haha, just googled to see if I could find anything on it and he was only 8 when "released" by Chelsea. Where the hell do these Sky commentators get their (pointless) info from?

We've come a long, long way together
Through the lard times, and the pud
I have to - celebrate you, Lukey
I have to braise you like I should

(To the tune of Slim Boy Fat’s Praise You)

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

 

[CelesteItis]

Is that Lady Windermere's?

 

[dickie davies]

It is a disgrace, a fit athletic Lukaku is strong fast and powerful everything you would want from a top class footballer. I really don't know what has happened to him, he needs to move away for his own good, but no one will pay big money for him.

 

[peter.evans]

Is that Lady Windermere's?

Or as Morecambe and Wise called it, Lady Fandermeres' Wind !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Only Fools and Horse's Sperm?

Ever Decreasing Circles?

Love Thy Noisy Neighbour?

Funnily enough for our younger viewers Smethurst was a rag in Love Thy Neighbour...and always 'lost' to the guy next door.