United thread 2019/20

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So Eriksen joins De Ligt, Fernandes, Dybala, and Mandzukic on the list of players who would rather go basically fucking anywhere else than United. They're still a big deal in English football, that's why they've managed to sign players like Maguire, Wan-Bissaka, and James (basically players from further down the pyramid who see United as a big club), but their stock in Europe has completely crashed. The days of them making big signings that progress them as a team are basically over until they have a complete restructure of the way the club is run, and who knows how long that'll be. We could be about to watch United repeat the days of Liverpool between 2007 and 2017.
 
Desperation times at the swamp now. Lukaku is going to force his way out. They will get skanked on the fee. They need to replace him and his goals. They have been sniffing around strikers all summer but they have left this way too late. Only a couple of days until they face fat franks chavs. This could get ugly.
 
Blue Hefner said:
Sanchex, Martial and Rashford will probably get about 40 between them. Nowhere near enough
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Think you're being generous if that's league goals, if it's all competitions then maybe.

League goals:
Sanchez - 5 max - he's finished.
Martial - 10 max - not got the right attitude for the top level.
Rashford - Maybe 10.
Pogba - 10 penalties if he stays.
James- 5 max.
Lukaku - Gone before September.

Don't see who is getting them 15+ league goals.
 
They have ended their interest in Erikson now according to SSN.

Snubbed yet again lol
 
BlueRebel7 said:
I fear for the sanity of United supporters tbh, although technically they're already gone way past insanity... To go from "OMG Dybala" to "OMG Fernandes" to "OMG Eriksen" and ending up with some clone of Bruno Cheyrou.
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I'm sure that will provide Liverpool with yet another bottomless pit of money to spend due to any sell on clauses............

That's twice theyl have been abl to spend the Bruno Cheyrou money ;-)
 
Seriously pissed off with this whole media circus thing surrounding the rags. It's like an on-going saga, a soap, like bloody Corrie or EastEnders. I click on the football news every morning and it's the same old excrement: Slab 'Arry and how he's going to rejuvenate the rags' defence. Pogshit and Lukaku, will they or won't they? Is Eriksen about to sign for his 'boyhood idols'? Did we know that Bale's dream was always to play for the rags because he's been secretly supporting them since childhood?
Or how about an exclusive interview with deformed mouth Camel Gob on why he thinks this time the rags have got everything in place to mount a serious challenge for the Premiership. Maybe an interview with Paul Ince on why United have been the greatest team in the history of global sport since the year 1A.D.
Perhaps Pisshead Crerand on how he thinks the rags will win every single trophy available to them this year and knock City down into a relegation fight?
Failing that, maybe Custis and his raggy arse-lickers will be given the air time (that we fucking pay for!) to tell us how the rags will line up for their first game: will Shaw be given free licence to get forward more and support the strikers, will JLingz be given more freedom on the left to link up with...well, you get the picture.

Small wonder this country is going downhill faster than Eamon Holmes at a free buffet if our collective news correspondents will only report on Meghan Markle, 'Love Island', Brexit and the rags.
 
MCFC1993 said:
Think you're being generous if that's league goals, if it's all competitions then maybe.

League goals:
Sanchez - 5 max - he's finished.
Martial - 10 max - not got the right attitude for the top level.
Rashford - Maybe 10.
Pogba - 10 penalties if he stays.
James- 5 max.
Lukaku - Gone before September.

Don't see who is getting them 15+ league goals.
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Their goals for column in the Premier League will not read 40(is) - just by virtue of being on the pitch longer Sanchez and Martial will score more. Either way, give or take 15 goals and it's still nowhere near enough
 
Blue Hefner said:
Their goals for column in the Premier League will not read 40(is) - just by virtue of being on the pitch longer Sanchez and Martial will score more. Either way, give or take 15 goals and it's still nowhere near enough
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You’re forgetting the 20 penalties and 20 own goals they’ll get to help them stay slightly relevant.
 
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