Itchy and scratchy

[bobmcfc]

What about a photo of his poo then?

pass

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Sounds like you’ve got a fungal infection.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We give one of our dogs NutraCalm. It won't solve your problem but you'll sleep better on long journeys.

 

[manchester blue]

Go to the doctor you itchy weirdo. They’ve seen it all before!

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Sounds like Jock itch. You been to Scotland recently or having wet dreams about Ms Sturgeon?





But seriously, jock itch, sounds like.

 

[sir baconface]

Sounds like Jock itch. You been to Scotland recently or having wet dreams about Ms Sturgeon?





But seriously, jock itch, sounds like.

Isn’t Jock Itch a tennis player?

 

[sir baconface]

Sounds like you will have to have a camera up your arse....its very unpleasant. Just saying.

It may not work but you can always sell the video.

 

[peoffrey]

I hoped for Sundae Bloody Sundae or Poochy when I clicked on this thread. I am very disappointed.

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

Undiagnosed Kidney problems can lead to itching and broken skin
Get to the doctor

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Try dangling the undercarriage into a sinkful of fresh piss before bed

 

[Dr Jacoby]

I was expecting a thread about the characters from The Simpsons. I’m disappointed.

 

[Sid C]

Get a bidet

At last a sensible answer.

The cunts got thrush.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Sounds like you got threadworms.
Night time itching a classic symptom as the female comes out to lay eggs.


https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/threadworms/

 

[Goats left knee]

Thanks for all the suggestions, even the funny ones

 

[chedlee]

Sounds fungal to me, you can try athletes foot treatment, I... er... my mate.. used to use Daktarin gold but you could try Daktarin or Caneston as someone else suggested.

 

[snorky]

An itchy nether region means that they are on your wavelength.
Just make a new tin foil hat and all will be fine.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I do wonder if I cleaned up the diet and exercised a little more would it help. Not fat but could drop a stone or two

Aha, Goat, yer one of the 99.9% of the population that is regarded as obese. Two pounds over and the chart down the quacks has us all in the obese sector. If I were 6ft 11ins instead of 5ft 8in I'd be ok!

 

[stonerblue]

I’ve googled that.. and no defo not anal warts. There’s nothing to see apart from the damaged skin after getting a rough scratch during the night. Red skin

HaHaHa, has to be the most bizarre post i've seen for a long time.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

You need Veet mate. Get a tube, then smear it on nice and thick. All over your arse, bollocks and pubes. Then leave it on for 20 mins. This is very important. Don’t wash it off till then. Thank me later.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

HaHaHa, has to be the most bizarre post i've seen for a long time.

Keep on keeping on!
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