Itchy and scratchy

[KS55]

Can't piles give you a really itchy arse?

Not really. More a pressure thing. Anusol works.
Itchy arse more likely to be infection or alergy.
If crabs, nit shampoo works.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe the op should post a close up of his ring for you to have a look?

With a telescope to gaze at uranus, sorry his anus; )

 

[purplenose]

Sounds like you will have to have a camera up your arse....its very unpleasant. Just saying.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Could make the classic threads this if content is undiluted.

We all need to lighten up and have a laugh after some high tensions on certain threads, especially since the derby game. No need to get nasty and personal blues with those of a different opinion.

 

[Southern]

Typical male.. yes I prob should have been to a docs a while ago...
since the summer.. I thought initially I had one hot curry too many on the holidays.. but I am itchy around the private’s and bottom at night (have been a bit of a night time butt scratcher for years, but aren’t all men?)
Anyway I’ve tried all chemist creams,lotions, exema etc, sudocrem, tea tree oil. But I’m at my wits end! Gets itchy at night, a slight burning feel like I must scratch tiny spots but it ends up with red, slightly broken scratch marks all around by not including the private’s.
has anyone had this and any ideas on how to clear it? It’s not like i don’t shower daily. Never had any health problems either. not looking for jokes, just wonder if anyone here has any advice.. been through it

Could it be Erythrasma?

https://dermnetnz.org/topics/erythrasma/

 

[idahoblues]

How does a wart know it's an anal wart, and not just a hand one or a verruca?

you make a good point


for a ****

 

[bobmcfc]

Maybe the op should post a close up of his ring for you to have a look?

If it’s threadworms then he’d likely see them wriggling around in his poo so I don’t think a photo is necessary

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

If it’s threadworms then he’d likely see them wriggling around in his poo so I don’t think a photo is necessary

What about a photo of his poo then?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I was in Venus one night and it was roasting... My mates girlfriend came off the dance floor absolutely drenched in sweat and came and sat on my knee.
They'd not been together long and she'd told him when they met that she had anal warts that she was getting treated for and he'd then told me.
I couldn't help but think of the anal wart juice that was soaking into my jeans as she was sat there.

Anyway.... anal warts was my first thought on reading this.

Love it

 

[yeseye]

What about a photo of his poo then?

Whatever floats your boat.