Itchy and scratchy

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  1. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    How does a wart know it's an anal wart, and not just a hand one or a verruca?
     
  2. yeseye

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    Arse Rabies.
     
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    It might think it's a mini Susan Boil, especially if surrounded by masses of frizzy anal hair.
     
  4. bobmcfc

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    Sounds to me like it could be threadworms. These little beasties tend to come out at night and cause major itching and discomfort. They live in the anus and can travel to your private parts if left untreated.

    you need to buy a a course of Ovex from pharmacy. You need an initial oral dose to kill the worms then another dose 2 weeks later to kill remaining worms that hatch from the eggs

    tbh I’d get it checked as I can’t really say for sure over the internet
    https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/threadworms/
     
  5. A good call Dr Bob
     
  6. bobmcfc

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    See it all the time in pharmacy. Obviously mostly children but it’s so common.
     
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    Aren't they just posters in the politics forum?
     
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  8. bobmcfc

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    Haha indeed
     
  9. Blue_eyes

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    Could be inverse psoriasis, though Im no expert on anyones private areas (except mine and my wifes).Anyway, check it out and see.
     
  10. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    Maybe the op should post a close up of his ring for you to have a look?
     
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