Itchy and scratchy

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  1. mickeyblueeyes

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    Sounds like you have a sweat rash mate thats all ,it gets worse at night as your nether regions get warmer, go buy some canesten cream mate will work a treat
     
  2. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Fuckin' Vicks?: /

    Suppose it will make those crabs breathe more easily before the sugar rots their teeth; )
     
  3. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    Must sting when you pick your nose in the morning.
     
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  4. remember arthur mann

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    It's no use standing on the seat......
     
  5. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Dunno mate, never sniffed his arse in the morning, or at night; )
     
  6. Prestwich_Blue

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    Sounds like the initial symptoms of Cat Aids to me. Are you drinking more milk than usual?
     
  7. idahoblues

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    Hmmmm, anal warts you say, is there really such a thing?
     
  8. davek1808

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    I don't remember this episode is Roger myers in it.
     
  9. Nightmare Walking

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    Can't piles give you a really itchy arse?
     

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