Itchy and scratchy

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  1. Goats left knee

    Goats left knee

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    Christ! Deep heat?? Lol
    I actually did try little bit of vicks one night as my wife heard/seen it could help. It did at the time but I know I did still scratch during the night
     
  2. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

    Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    Have you pissed any gypsies off? The curse of the eternally itching arsehole is indeed a powerful hex.
     
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  3. chaddblue

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    Every now and then my lad gets a red rash on his abdomen and it spreads to his hands and feet. The itching drives him crazy to the extent he can't sleep

    We're pretty sure we've narrowed it down to our local Chinese as it seems to happen the day after we have a take-away (but not ever time)

    We've been told he might be allergic to monosodium glutamate which is an additive used in Chinese food. Apparently restaurants adjust the amount they put in depending on how fresh the ingredients they use are, which may explain why it doesn't happen every time
     
  4. Goats left knee

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    Interesting. This is specifically just an itchy bottom (area) and pretty much the folds in legs around the sack! Really pissing me off and wouldn’t surprise if it was linked to food
     
  5. karen7

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    That is sounding more like falling off nads syndrome,can't help you now
     
  6. davyhulme blue

    davyhulme blue

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    Fucibet cream prescription only
     
  7. BJL_City

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    no way to speak about Kelechi.
     
  8. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

    Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    One thing you could try is chilling some toy cars, fruit, or even small hp sauce bottles in the fridge then gently pushing them up your arse to see if this calms the itching.
     
  9. Your wife has testicles ?
     
  10. bluemooners09

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    Sounds like someones stuble is the problem.
     

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