Stupid little things that bug you

lefty goldblatt said:
TV shows/films which are CLEARLY made for a post 9pm watershed viewing, which are shown at tea-time (or even earlier), with scenes deleted or bleeped over. Just show them at the appropriate time, and all is well.

I'm no prude, but I don't want excessive bad language in films, but in the same breath, I'm not going to get upset because I've heard a couple of F words.
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fuck off...
 
lefty goldblatt said:
TV shows/films which are CLEARLY made for a post 9pm watershed viewing, which are shown at tea-time (or even earlier), with scenes deleted or bleeped over. Just show them at the appropriate time, and all is well.

I'm no prude, but I don't want excessive bad language in films, but in the same breath, I'm not going to get upset because I've heard a couple of F words.
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Even the Simpsons is chopped to fuck.
 
lefty goldblatt said:
People who have tuna fish sandwiches

Tuna will do
Everyone knows tuna is a type of fish
I've never heard anyone having a beef cow stroganoff, or a pork pig casserole, or a lamb sheep madras.
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You have picked at a scab here. I too wince whenever I hear someone from our islands refer to a,tunafish sandwich. In fact I hate them instantly. I also hate Mac and Cheese, it's macaroni and cheese. Thinking about people who do this has put me in a bad mood, so, fucking cheers for that.
 
mscenterh750 said:
I know what you mean, both my daughters sound like fucking seagulls, when they start yapping because every fucking sentence starts with like, like, like, like, like fucking like.
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I was like "that post deserves a like", like.
 
lefty goldblatt said:
People who have tuna fish sandwiches

Tuna will do
Everyone knows tuna is a type of fish
I've never heard anyone having a beef cow stroganoff, or a pork pig casserole, or a lamb sheep madras.
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Tunnyfish anyone?
As an aside I think that a cow only becomes beef once it has been slaughtered, same for the pig. Someone will probably correct me on some detail or another though.
 
I don’t know if you’ve seen the snippet some of the newsreaders have done on the bbc, about how once coronavirus has gone, things will be back to normal. There is a clip with the bloke who presents football focus and he says “sport will start again......whether you like it or not". Why the fuck say that at the end you ****, you could’ve left it at “sport will start again”.
 
People who put on the full lycra to go out for a walk. This morning out with the 2 dogs. One is 17 so we are not the quickest. Spotted 2 lasses in the full Olympic sprint gear walking behind us down the path. One even had the under armour on. So I step aside to let them pass and ffs I was stuck behind them for half a mile.
Also there are quite a few who are rather overweight and still turn out in the full strip. My dad used to have a phrase which they remind of, "a busted couch".
 
mscenterh750 said:
I don’t know if you’ve seen the snippet some of the newsreaders have done on the bbc, about how once coronavirus has gone, things will be back to normal. There is a clip with the bloke who presents football focus and he says “sport will start again......whether you like it or not". Why the fuck say that at the end you ****, you could’ve left it at “sport will start again”.
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My wife looked at me and said 'why did he say, "like it or not?"

"because he's a knob" I said..

She nodded in agreement..!

She knows nothing about football but has sussed this smarmy **** out immediately..!
 
Magicpole said:
You have picked at a scab here. I too wince whenever I hear someone from our islands refer to a,tunafish sandwich. In fact I hate them instantly. I also hate Mac and Cheese, it's macaroni and cheese. Thinking about people who do this has put me in a bad mood, so, fucking cheers for that.
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Spot on with that mac and cheese thing.
 
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