Coronavirus: Football Discussion Thread

“...turn your face away when tackled...”

And if you don’t is that a yellow or a red? Or is that differentiated by the “natural position” of the face?

And is this subject to VAR? Or do we even have VAR?

So hard to keep up with it all!!! LOL!
 
Now talk of voiding the Season and crowning Liverpool Champions.

Okkkkkkkkkkay.

Does this mean we will be crowned FA Cup winners as we would likely have won it.

This has been about those fuckers right from the start,

Ever thougt of changing your user name to Clouseau? ;)
 
BREAKING: #PremierLeague clubs could be permitted to complete the season at their own grounds following a change of heart from the authorities. A number of police forces have no issues with matches being played at original venues, if safety criteria can be met. [
@MailSport

As long as #PL clubs can provide assurances to local constabularies that they will have enough stewarding resources to maintain the two-metre social distancing guidelines, completing the season on a home and away basis is not viewed as an insurmountable obstacle. [
@MailSport

trying to control a crowd of fans is like eating soup with a fork
Fork Shirley?
 
My lad sent me a(think it was twitter) post that Ibrahimovich had posted,a couple of week ago.....he said...."if Covid doesn't come for Zlatan...Zlatan will come for Covid"
Probably posted from a 100 foot deep bunker the fuckin shithouse....what's up with some of these ****s?
 
The players should say if this is safe you go first

FA v the prem bosses,11 a side,let's see what happens when you get tested in a couple of weeks time

Seems reasonable to me
 
China have had data and scans from the earliest cases which is way before anyone else,the virus causes lesions in your lungs made of sticky substance which is why you can't breathe,the evidence is it can cause permanent damage in the lungs for those who get it badly,likewise here an american drs are seeing the same thing,they know what is permanent or likely to get better as that is their job

There is no suggestion about the covid figures,the other causes are a different subject

this is highly contagious and we know a large part of the population who get it have no symptoms of very mild symptoms that are neither here or there,they spread it around unknowingly,this is not just about the players,several in germany,portugal and Spain have been tested positive not knowing they had it

You seem to not know what this virus is about

Playing a contact sport when everyone else who are related has to social distance is a nonsense

injuries they have to go to hospital with taking them somewhere they don t want to be

A contact sport is not necessary,it is not safe,why the fuck should they risk it to jolly on the nation,would boris and the cabinet have a game of football ? No they wouldnt
You don’t actually know that coming into physical contact with an opposing player in the open air makes it any more likely that you’ll catch the virus than for example if some clown shouts something to a colleague in a supermarket inches from your face. You’re speculating. I refer you back to our disagreements over the Kyle and the hookers situation.

I’m not necessarily arguing for the resumption of the PL anyway, I’m saying that very much sooner rather than later we need to resume a semblance of normal life for the vast majority of people who are very unlikely to become seriously ill as a result of contracting covid in order to protect society from meltdown, a meltdown that will cause far more deaths than covid will.

I’ll take at face value what you say about the effects on lungs of covid but it’s purely anecdotal at this stage, you can’t break it down by age groups or severity of damage or any other useful indicator - I don’t mean that as a criticism, it’s just that compelling statistical evidence is not there yet
 
What about "Bally's"....will that work?
Used to say it 35 year ago.....if someone was ill and touch you...you said...."Nah,wont work....had me Bally's up"...both thumbs for those who think im mental.
 
The Premier League have just announced that in the interests of safety, the 20 PL teams regular football strips are to be replaced with one of the 3 following Covid19 safetywear options in team colours, obviously ..

Apollo 11 spacesuits..

Fully fitted gimp suits complete with flippers, goggles and snorkel ..

Old fashioned Diving Suits complete with helmet, air hose, manual hand pump and lead boots..

So far the PL have confirmed 3 teams have made their choice..

City have opted for the spacesuit option as we are out of this f'kin world..!

Wet Spam have opted for the gimp suits as their owners can get a decent discount and they regularly get fcuked ..!


.. and the Dippers have opted for the diving suits as they are odious, obnoxious, f'kin cheating cnuts..!
 
My lad sent me a(think it was twitter) post that Ibrahimovich had posted,a couple of week ago.....he said...."if Covid doesn't come for Zlatan...Zlatan will come for Covid"
Probably posted from a 100 foot deep bunker the fuckin shithouse....what's up with some of these ****s?
This Lion can't see past his own nose.

And what a nose.
 
Pitches disinfected? how about all of the balls the goalposts the whats it things they use to try and get past

One player can give it to the other four

Disinfecting the boots that have been touched and on the pitch that they are going to disinfect ?

The kit men touching the sweaty kit,the people in the laundry

on and on and that is before they play five a side let alone the full team

it is such a nonnsense

I posted something like this a few weeks ago about disinfecting the pitches , goal post , balls etc . I asked if the STRI have carried out research into what damage disinfectants will do to the grass and soil and the bacteria within the soil/sand. How safe is it to disinfect G3 pitches ?
 
Maybe these ideas are just bullshit...not saying they are,but could be so the Prem can eventually void the season and then say "we tried every way we could to resume,but cant".
Would that avoid them paying monies back to the TV companies or am i just thick as fuck?

It's like any large meeting on zoom. You've got 20 people on there for hours, someone will be "blue sky thinking" and spouting nonsense, and the others will be telling mates in the press embellished stories about what was said.
 
The players should say if this is safe you go first

FA v the prem bosses,11 a side,let's see what happens when you get tested in a couple of weeks time

Seems reasonable to me
That should be a Fa v Press 11 a side with no tests available .
I can hear the squealing from here
 
The Premier League have just announced that in the interests of safety, the 20 PL teams regular football strips are to be replaced with one of the 3 following Covid19 safetywear options in team colours, obviously ..

Apollo 11 spacesuits..

Fully fitted gimp suits complete with flippers, goggles and snorkel ..

Old fashioned Diving Suits complete with helmet, air hose, manual hand pump and lead boots..

So far the PL have confirmed 3 teams have made their choice..

City have opted for the spacesuit option as we are out of this f'kin world..!

Wet Spam have opted for the gimp suits as their owners can get a decent discount and they regularly get fcuked ..!


.. and the Dippers have opted for the diving suits as they are odious, obnoxious, f'kin cheating cnuts..!

Like it....The Bin Flippers.
 

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