Jack Grealish

[Barcon]

I was always wondering why we had one nose but 2 nostrils

Now I know

So we can, “wibble”.

 

[dantemcfc]

My current thoughts on the Grealish deal is that Grealish has not made his mind up as to whether he wants to stay or leave which is why both sides are displaying confidence in him leaving/staying. This deal is not done yet but can be easily be done if he has a release clause in his contract. We've already agreed personal terms with him and the release clause allows us not to have to negotiate with Villa.

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Ffs.

Gutted if we don’t get him.

What a signing he’d be!

 

[sir baconface]

The only second thoughts he'll be having right now will be relating to whether he snorts a line off the hookers tits or arse..

Are you suggesting that’s not an important decision?

 

[Stoned Rose]

My current thoughts on the Grealish deal is that Grealish has not made his mind up as to whether he wants to stay or leave which is why both sides are displaying confidence in him leaving/staying. This deal is not done yet but can be easily be done if he has a release clause in his contract. We've already agreed personal terms with him and the release clause allows us not to have to negotiate with Villa.

Wonderfully compelling insight.

 

[Barcon]

Are you suggesting that’s not an important decision?

In my experience, it just ends up being a question of in which order it happens.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Anyone who believes that we would pencil in a medical and signing over a week in advance is a fucking idiot. As soon as we get the go ahead to sign him we will sign him. Mad that some people still believe that clubs just go "alright mate it's all agreed but we'll keep everything waiting and secret for you until you get back from holiday".

The "holiday" line is a fucking belter amongst the transfer forum doylems.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Villa fans seem to think they will be fighting for top 4 in around 3 year's

In the Championship?

 

[MarsLlama]

The "holiday" line is a fucking belter amongst the transfer forum doylems.

I know! And the fact is it doesn't happen. Just doesn't fucking happen. Nobody has ever bought a £40m+ asset and said "in your own time mate".

 

[MadchesterCity]

Ffs.

Gutted if we don’t get him.

What a signing he’d be!

FFS when your excited I know it's a dog shit signing FFS, are you not a rag\ most pessimistic City fan