Harry Kane

[domalino]

Goals 20+ a season

Fucking hell, could you drop the bar any lower?

Try 50.

If he's not getting past Salah's goal record in the league every season and putting up 10 in the CL then he's underperforming and for 20 goals we could just buy someone for a third of the price.

I know Kane says he wants to score 60 or 70 a season, I just don't believe he can, and yet that is what's going to be expected for £150m.

 

[bluealf]

Martinez's agent saying he's happy at Inter and wants to stay.

If the alternative is playing for tuppence ha'penny at Spuds can you blame him.

Now to join us we will require you to half your wage at the minimum.

I'll stay at Inter thanks, goodbye.

 

[Cityinmud]

Fucking hell, could you drop the bar any lower?

Try 50.

Ok fine. Lol

 

[remember arthur mann]

What are the minimum expectations for a striker who costs £150m+?

Haven't a clue but we don't need a Citizen Kane.

 

[Romeo_451]

What are the minimum expectations for a striker who costs £150m+?

golden boot no less

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fuck me that has made me feel weird.

What on God's earth was that?

Cringe isn't the word.

Sounds like you just got Kaned.

 

[celf]

Haven't a clue but we don't need a Citizen Kane.

We seriously do, the one thing blatantly obvious yday was the lack of a centre forward, harry ticks every box, guaranteed goals.

 

[I'm Blue]

i think spurs are playing with us knowing they hold al the cards and at the last minute will not sell leaving us a striker short. i would never trust a club that wanted us banned and signed a letter with others to uefa in giving us the maximum punishment possible

its funny that they spurs are moaning about the money city spend ? then hype up the transfer of kane to £150million knowing city have no option but to pay

i would love the media to see this is not a one way things ? its also the GREEDY selling clubs that know we have the money and ask crazy prices

I’m hoping it’s the other way round.
Spurs spend all the Kane money and then we pull out leaving them in the shit.
That would be glorious.
Revenge is sweet.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

Fucking hell, could you drop the bar any lower?

Try 50.

If he's not getting past Salah's goal record in the league every season and putting up 10 in the CL then he's underperforming and for 20 goals we could just buy someone for a third of the price.

I know Kane says he wants to score 60 or 70 a season, I just don't believe he can, and yet that is what's going to be expected for £150m.

If he was expected to score 60 or 70 goals a season in England, he'd be costing a lot more than 150m mate.

 

[blueparrot]

Fucking hell, could you drop the bar any lower?

Try 50.

If he's not getting past Salah's goal record in the league every season and putting up 10 in the CL then he's underperforming and for 20 goals we could just buy someone for a third of the price.

I know Kane says he wants to score 60 or 70 a season, I just don't believe he can, and yet that is what's going to be expected for £150m.

I’m not expecting 60 or 70: a season, 30 ish would be nice. In fact though I don’t care how many he gets, If we get 5 good seasons win some leagues while he’s playing and a c/l . Job done for me. Couldn’t give a toss about individual stats.

 

[Phil1]

What are the minimum expectations for a striker who costs £150m+?

Tie his own shoe laces?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I’m hoping it’s the other way round.
Spurs spend all the Kane money and then we pull out leaving them in the shit.
That would be glorious.
Revenge is sweet.

That would seriously weaken us in the long run as our reputation for being cunts would last for years.

 

[waspish]

So he would be here longer than Kane then?

I can't see Kane lasting 5 years tbh.

In 5 years time do you see Barcelona, Real, inter or Juve recovered enough to be the draw they once were?
They haven't a pot to piss in and in 5 years time we may well be the club they all want to play for.

That fucking Chelsea game should have been the start of it, one monkey off our back and allow us to forge on.

Fans look to far ahead I’m looking this season and I just want to win the league again Kane will give us a good chance

 

[Mayor West]

That would seriously weaken us in the long run as our reputation for being cunts would last for years.

Let's be honest people think that anyway

 

[domalino]

If he was expected to score 60 or 70 goals a season in England, he'd be costing a lot more than 150m mate.

Hes playing in the most dominant side in the history of English football with teammates and a manager that creat more chances then anyone has seen before.

If he can score 41 at fucking Spurs, and he's not smashing that out of the park with Foden, Mahrez, Grealish, Sterling and KDB providing chances for him then he's underperforming.

 

[SilverFox2]

That’s a double negative, and after a few glasses of wine it’s got me flummoxed.

Perhaps a Spanish speaking striker?
Seems double negatives are still negative in their strange language.

 

[I'm Blue]

That would seriously weaken us in the long run as our reputation for being cunts would last for years.

Oh no you mean people wouldn’t like us?
And all because we refused to have our pants pulled down.

 

[shroom]

What are the minimum expectations for a striker who costs £150m+?

to make Pep Guardiola happy

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

No we currently have billy playing the role of Dionysius and we are all watching the single horses hair.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

I think the expectations for Kane will be to carry on where Sergio (excluding last season) left off. Sergio is the greatest finisher in the history of English football IMO - and he never scored more than 26 league goals in a season. So it's a little unrealistic to expect Kane to come in and obliterate that. We're looking to replace Sergio, so the question is, how much would you have paid for him in the summer of 2016, when he turned 28?