Harry Kane

[Bustergonad]

Tbf that 2nd one about Messi could all have been pretty bang on but over and done with very quickly once PSG harassed the Messi camp into submission.

The order of them tweets from top to bottom was like getting a fit bird back to your house.

Taking her bra off to discover she's got an hairy chest

Then taking her kecks off to find a massive pair of bollocks

It just went from good, to bad, to absolutely abysmal.

My god what an absolute abomination of tweets I feel sick

 

[SWP's back]

UAE is a large country

I mean, it really isn’t.

 

[14aguero]

I mean, it really isn’t.

Geographically, no. Financially and politically, yes. Very influencial overall.

 

[skillman]

Tbf that 2nd one about Messi could all have been pretty bang on but over and done with very quickly once PSG harassed the Messi camp into submission.

The order of them tweets from top to bottom was like getting a fit bird back to your house.

Taking her bra off to discover she's got an hairy chest

Then taking her kecks off to find a massive pair of bollocks

It just went from good, to bad, to absolutely abysmal.

Oddly specific

 

[Coatigan]

I for one don’t believe him because there’s no accompanying cryptic YouTube video. Rookie.

But ARE tolmie's videos cryptic though? Or are they random.

Big part of me thinks his timing is deliberate, but the videos themselves are picked at random. And then watch the fun of folk reading into them. That's the scenario I'd almost prefer to be true, even if it isn't.

 

[Gio's mate]

Fish supper you get 2 bits of fish. Fish and chips you get one. both come with chips. Generally.

Fish and chips, can we PLEASE try and keep it on topic fellas, this thread is about chips and gravy!!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Is this balsa wood ankle’d cockney wanker anywhere close to signing yet?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Is this balsa wood ankle’d cockney wanker anywhere close to signing yet?

Fuck knows, but when he does he'll be our balsa wood ankled, cockney wanker.

 

[14aguero]

I am hoping this transfer goes through. As much as I like Jesus, the sight of him in a physical tussle against a CB isn't awe inspiring. Kane or someone must get to the end of the crosses. Otherwise, it would be going back to the days of the inverted wingers.

 

[frothy]

Fish supper you get 2 bits of fish. Fish and chips you get one. both come with chips. Generally.

Only ever got one peice of Fish, from Mario's on Byers Road

 

[Blue Llama]

Is this balsa wood ankle’d cockney wanker anywhere close to signing yet?

Standing up for Balsa wood, he should be a massive help to bring the young ones through.
"

THE PERFECT NURSE!​

Nature evidently designed the balsa tree to be a "nurse tree" which would protect the slower-growing species of trees from the scorching jungle sun during their critical early years. For instance, in an area of the jungle that has been ravaged by a tropical storm or other natural disaster, the balsa trees will quickly sprout and begin to shoot up to impressive heights in a very short time. Their fast growth, and the extra large leaves they have in their early years, provide shade to the young seedlings of the slower-growing forest giants. By the time the seedlings are established enough to take care of themselves, the balsa tree is beginning to die. Undoubtably, the balsa tree's rapid growth, fast spreading crown of first very large and gradually smaller leaves, and it's relatively short life span were intended to make it the "perfect nurse" in the jungle ecosystem."

 

[Coatigan]

Only ever got one peice of Fish, from Mario's on Byers Road

Mario needs telt mate. Usually two though elsewhere.

Fish and chips, can we PLEASE try and keep it on topic fellas, this thread is about chips and gravy!!

Chips and gravy as a standalone dish, fine. Or with a saussage supper. Chips cheese and gravy, even better. But gravy on chips in the context of fish and chips, just, no.


Apologies for the thread distraction, I see now there is another for this, will take this elsewhere.

 

[oakiecokie]

WILL YOU FUCKING FISH AND CHIPS WANKERS PLEASE START YOUR OWN THREAD !!!!!!!
... and breathe slowly Oakie.

 

[Groke]

Been following this thread closely and I don't think anyone has mentioned throwing mushy peas into the mix; elevates chips and gravy to a new level

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Are will still confident today or has something happened overnight. I see the daily star saying we are 40 million apart and yes I know it's the daily star lol

 

[Gio's mate]

Mario needs telt mate. Usually two though elsewhere.




Chips and gravy as a standalone dish, fine. Or with a saussage supper. Chips cheese and gravy, even better. But gravy on chips in the context of fish and chips, just, no.

Just chips and gravy is the one for me, white bread with unhealthy amounts of butter on. Can't go wrong!

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Are will still confident today or has something happened overnight. I see the daily star saying we are 40 million apart and yes I know it's the daily star lol

Signing Monday mate £127 mill

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

81 was the most heartbreaking occasion in recent history.

We dominated them in that first game and Spurs even turned on their own team, booing Ricky Villa, how ironic he was the match winner in the replay....cnuts

Sorry to break this to you, but 1981 can‘t really be classed as recent history anymore. :-(

 

[Keeper!]

Sorry to break this to you, but 1981 can‘t really be classed as recent history anymore. :-(

Sadly it can't but still feels like yesterday and that replay still hurts.

 

[Chi-town blues]

As one sensible poster on Spurs Community said, he's gutted to be losing Kane, but if they get £150m for him plus another £50m from other sales & buy 3 x £70m starters with the money, Spurs will be stronger & better for it.

Yes one Kane will make us stronger, but 3 quality additions for Spurs will make them infinitely stronger going forward, & probably allow them to seriously challenge for a top 4 spot within the next two seasons.

If Kane stayed, & Spurs make minimum additions to their squad, I can't see them sustaining a challenge long enough to displace Us, ManUre, Chavs or the Dippers. With 3 quality additions for Spurs, that top four spot isn't assured for anyone imo.

spuds can buy whole portugal plus vasco fucking da gama but they can never buy the secret of curry masala.