Even if we suspend disbelief and imagine that I've taken out the dividing panels and somehow sat across 3 toilets, if the deviant was in trap 2 of 4, how could I have possibly taken up the other 3?You’re occupying 3 out of 4 cubicles? Exactly how wide are you?
Ok. Have you ever had the misfortune to be in a trap next to someone cracking one off though? I have. Couple of years ago. Oh he was very quiet so much so I couldn’t hear him. His mistake was that he was casting a shadow on the floor and the quick movement was sadly unmistakable:-/I wondered if someone would ask this. I discussed it with my lad only last week - he works at the same place.
I've mentioned to various people over a long period of time, the dilemma that one faces when choosing a cubicle. Common perception is 1 or 4. I can see the sense, you can't possibly have someone on each side of you should the worst happen and there's a rush.
Now, in a similar way to Pep's issue with the attendance last night but with a different desire for hit rate - it's all about bums on seats. I think that less people are likely to go 2 or 3 so plump for 3 as long as it's clean, which it invariably is - therefore supporting my theory.
There's still a trap unoccupied two doors away so if another shitter comes in, they can still obey the unwritten rule.
What was possibly even more peculiar about the weirdo this morning, was that he had his shit, then stood up and pissed on it.
No just trying to Trap you ;-)Even if we suspend disbelief and imagine that I've taken out the dividing panels and somehow sat across 3 toilets, if the deviant was in trap 2 of 4, how could I have possibly taken up the other 3?
I think you're being a bit silly.
Thats a bog standard joke.No just trying to Trap you ;-)
It's particularly annoying when you have hay fever. I don't need blessing the first time, never mind the next 15 times.I don't like it when people say "bless you" to me after i sneeze.
Is it passing on your secrets to the neighbours ?The mole in my back garden
I actually laughed at this clever riposte (unlike most "jokes" on the joke thread))Is it passing on your secrets to the neighbours ?
My cnut of a neighbour of 11 years, has moved out in the last 3 weeks, and taken the second of the 2 Mustangs he's owned, with him.The boy racer that moved in down the rd. with his piece of shit car that sounds like a wasps nest and his fast and furious lookalike friends with their toy cars.
Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)The way my sister makes Juice (cordial)
Has the bottle of vinto in the fridge, runs the cold tap for 5 seconds then serves.
= 5% of the drink is cold.
The stupid woman, the amount if times i’ve told her the correct way…
Keep the Vimto in the cupboard and have a bottle of water in the fridge
= 95% of the drink is cold
Very true, but then typically with a nice big bottle of cold Vimto in the fridge, the kids would want Orange & Mango!Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)
Or you could make up a full bottle of Vimto and keep it in the fridge - 100% cold :)