Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

Oi! It was my joke, not Alan Harper’s Tash!

I don't wish to recall how many decades it is since I first heard this joke but please, for the love of all things holy would you explain it for me and put me out of my misery.

 

[goalmole]

A bloke goes into a chippy and asks for steak and kidney pie and chips.
The woman serving says "sorry, we've only got cheese and onion pies."
"That's alright," says the bloke, "I've got my bike outside."

That's the one.
Has anyone managed to explain it yet?

 

[goalmole]

Oi! It was my joke, not Alan Harper’s Tash!

Your joke has been more trouble than it's worth even if it eventually gets explained, which I doubt.

 

[Shirley]

That's the one.
Has anyone managed to explain it yet?

I’m guessing it’s taking the piss out of the French, cheese, onions and a bike!

 

[KS55]

Agreed. The best i culd mannij were "O" level inglish langwij and "A" level maffs and furver maffs.
;-)

Numbers rownd a diddle, then.

 

[KS55]

I'd always known it as Kate and Sidney

Nah, it's cake and skiddley.

 

[snorky]

I’m guessing it’s taking the piss out of the French, cheese, onions and a bike!

Brilliant!.. and it kept you awake till 3.51 pondering over!! :)

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Blue Mist]

I don't wish to recall how many decades it is since I first heard this joke but please, for the love of all things holy would you explain it for me and put me out of my misery.

OK, the bloke wants a steak and kidney pie -yes ?
The woman behind the counter says they only have... cheese and onion, fortunately its not a problem because the bloke came on his bike.

 

[East Level 2]

OK, the bloke wants a steak and kidney pie -yes ?
The woman behind the counter says they only have... cheese and onion, fortunately its not a problem because the bloke came on his bike.

Exactly. It would only be a problem if he had a cheese intolerance.

 

[snorky]

OK, the bloke wants a steak and kidney pie -yes ?
The woman behind the counter says they only have... cheese and onion, fortunately its not a problem because the bloke came on his bike.

Doesn't work as well without the chips.

 

[Blue Mist]

Doesn't work as well without the chips.

That gies without saying

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oi! It was my joke, not Alan Harper’s Tash!

I did write a post, tagging you, to explain that!

 

[DrBlueBob]

OK, the bloke wants a steak and kidney pie -yes ?
The woman behind the counter says they only have... cheese and onion, fortunately its not a problem because the bloke came on his bike.

****. :-)

 

[Cellarite]

I did write a post, tagging you, to explain that!

I know you did. It has certainly caused a reaction on here. ;)

 

[Bill Walker]

So I was in my car and my boss rang up.
He said "you've been promoted," and I swerved.
Then he rang a second time and he said "you've been promoted again," and I swerved again.
Then he rang me a third time and he said "you're Managing Director," and I went into a tree.
The Policeman came along and he said "what happened to you?"
I said "I careered off the road."

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fucking Karens have no chill.

 

[Shirley]

Brilliant!.. and it kept you awake till 3.51 pondering over!! :)

I’m in a different time zone, don’t worry petal ;)

 

[snorky]

I’m in a different time zone, don’t worry petal ;)

So are we in the Shire.... 20 years!

 

[dickie davies]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if he was a dog!