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Joke thread
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Paulpowersleftfoot
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My mate with a stutter was telling us about his nan.
By the end of the story we were all singing “Hey Jude”.
By the end of the story we were all singing “Hey Jude”.
Has your mate ever ordered a taxi to Chester and ended up in Chichester?My mate with a stutter was telling us about his nan.
By the end of the story we were all singing “Hey Jude”.
Paulpowersleftfoot
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NoHas your mate ever ordered a taxi to Chester and ended up in Chichester?
ChicagoBlue
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Wouldn’t “Sorry, it’s already out” have been less of a slap across the head and funnier?Bloke goes to the library and says to the girl working there " can I take out a book on kleptomania?" Girl says " No, you won't bring it back".
Or just combine the impotence and kleptomania jokes....
“Excuse me, could I check out a book on impotence and one on kleptomania?
Sorry, they’re not in at the moment!”
Two old men sitting in deck chairs at the beach. One says, “Nice out, isn’t it?” Other replies, “Yeah, I think I’m going to leave mine out.”
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Paulpowersleftfoot
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Lord Nelson was 5ft 3 but his statue is 15ft
That’s horatio of 3:1
That’s horatio of 3:1
oakiecokie
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Spot the deliberate spelling mistake.Wouldn’t “Sorry, it’s already out” have been less of a slap across the head and funnier?
Or just combine the impotence and kleptomania jokes....
“Excuse me, could I check out a book on impotence and one on kleptomania?
Sorry, they’re not in at the moment!”
Two old men sitting in deck chairs at the beach. One says, “Nice our, isn’t it?” Other replies, “Yeah, I think I’m going to leave mine out.”
ChicagoBlue
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You are a gentleman. Duly noted and corrected.Spot the deliberate spelling mistake.
oakiecokie
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;) I didn`t want the official title of Spelling Police so I decided to be a bit more subtle. ;)You are a gentleman. Duly noted and corrected.
dronefromsector7G
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My wife used to work as a magicians assistant and she picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early and she was in the bedroom, she said, "Abracadabra!" and my best mate came out of the wardrobe, stark naked.
The poor bastard must have wondered what the fuck was going on.
The poor bastard must have wondered what the fuck was going on.